VayRPG Session 18: Natalya and the Resistance

Jade: Andrew
Natalya: Lucca (Although she's a NPC at this point, not a PC...yet. ;))

Also special thanks to Andrew for playing Jeal this session ^_- You rock.

Session Start: Sun 18:11:15 1998

<Gwen> >> You are still circling Issak...Twyla's still on the floor...but you hear someone calling out, mainly to Adek.
* Jade glances up at Adek. "Want some help ripping this asshole to pieces?"
* Adek half-snarls, his knuckles white on his sword's hilt. "I'd appreciate it."
* Gwen glances over and growls. "Oh peachy..."
* Remy groans
<Remy> Lovely.
* Arcus saunters over to join Remy and Gwen.
<Gwen> >> Another figure calls out your names, while gracelessly tripping his way into battle formation.
* Jade flexes her claws.
* Remy eyes Arcus. :P
<Gwen> Issak smirks. "Jade?"
* Alen stumbles in.
<Alen> Hey people. ^_^
<Alen> You sure are hard to find. =D
* Remy groans more. :P
* Jade turns around to face Issak...
<Gwen> Savannah: .oO ( How can Alen be so calm at a time like this!)
<Jade> How do you know my name, Danek scum?
* Remy twirls his bo...
<Gwen> Issak: I know you. Our little experiment that ran away. How long has it been, Jade?
<Arcus> A nice little get-together going on here.
<Gwen> No kidding...
<Jade> Not long enough..
<Remy> Yeah. Lets all sing campfire songs and roast fuckin' marshmellows.
<Gwen> Issak throws back his cape. "Enough. Time to die."
<Adek> Only if the campfire's on this asshole's corpse, Remy!
* Zeth sits on Arcus' shoulder looking warily at the scene.
<Alen> Yeah! I was going to say that too Remy!

== COMBAT!! ==

<Alexis> >>Issak (1)
<Gwen> As long as you die first!
<Remy> Yeah...lets eat his entrails..
* Arcus draws his sword, "I concur, you first." ^_^
<Remy> Slake our thirst on his blood..
<Remy> Wrest his head from his shoulders..
<Gwen> Issak: How colorful you people are....words mean nothing.
<Remy> Poke his eyes out with a rusty spoon..
<Alen> I liked the marshmellows idea better. -_-;
<Remy> Chew on his nostril hairs..
<Remy> And insult his momma. :P
* Jade eyes Remy...
<Gwen> Um...Remy...
* Remy drives his bo into the ground and leans on it. "And maybe torture him a bit."
<Adek> They do when they're backed up with action, you overconfident bastard! If you're lucky, maybe you won't live the rest of your life as a blind, mute, deaf, quadruple-amputee of a eunuch..
<Arcus> Are you nuts?! I have no idea where he's been. ^_-
<Gwen> Savannah: O_o Eunuch what?
<Remy> Probably in de toilet where de chien belongs, non?
<Alen> Come on! Let's beat him up! ... cause... I'm hungry... I haven't eaten in two days. ;_;
<Gwen> Hey! You!
* Gwen points to Jade.
<Jade> What?
<Gwen> Do me a really big favor...can you see if that girl over there is all right?
* Remy blinks idly and watches Gwen. :P
* Arcus just stands ready, grinning at Issak.
* Jade looks at Issak...
* Jade looks at the girl...
<Gwen> >> Savannah lifts her staff in the air, smiling as earth shards pummel Issak. "Pillar!"
<Jade> Goddamnit, I really wanted to kill him...fine.
<Gwen> Just do it!
<Remy> So cheery for such a attack. ^_-
<Alexis> >>94 Damage...
* Jade glares at Gwen and goes to tend to the blonde girl.
<Gwen> Issak: Was that supposed to hurt, girl?
<Gwen> Savannah:
* Remy chuckles lightly.
* Sabrina begins to chant and makes an arc from her arms. At the vertex of the arc, a small light forms and shoots at Issak in the mouth, trying to mute him.
<Alexis> >>Sabrina casts Freezyr...
<Alexis> >>Issak saves... the spell fails...
<Gwen> Issak: *Chuckles*
<Sabrina> Aw nuts...
* Gwen lashes out with her spear, shouting out curses!
<Gwen> Take THIS!
<Remy> Seems like de mule needs his testicles shoved up his nose..
* Gwen tries to aim for his groin. ^^;
<Alexis> >> Gwen attacks... Critical! 101 Damage.
* Jade starts putting tourniquets on the girl's wound.
<Gwen> Ha!
<Remy> Shiaaaatt... ^_-
<Sabrina> I feel so bad for that poor man...
* Sabrina frowns slightly.
<Adek> I don't.
<Gwen> And don't you tell me you were wearing a cup, you muther %&)(%&% %_%^ head!
<Gwen> Issak: *Smirk* I was.
<Gwen> ARRGGH!
* Remy chants lowly and his red eyes deepen in their mist begins flowing his dark red eyes and Remy smiles almost evilly. "Here's where I cook your ass, mon ami!" He casts ¤Flame bolt on Issak.
<Remy> Suck on 'dat, mule fuckah!
<Gwen> Savannah: He has sexual intercourse with mules? O_o
<Remy> Explains his looks, non?
<Gwen> Savannah: That's....odd.
<Alexis> >> Remy casts Flame... 42 damage.
<Alen> O_O;
<Sabrina> Savannah, that's just a phrase that aggressive people use. It usually shouldn't be taken seriously.
<Alen> Ha! =D
<Gwen> >> Issak twirls his long, jagged sword...preparing for an attack.
<Gwen> Savannah: Oh! Okay!
* Alen joins his hands together, closing his eyes, and then points at the enemy.
<Alen> Suffer from the darkness in your soul! Nightmare!
<Alexis> >>Alen casts Nightmare.. 51 damage.
* Adek watches Issak, holding his own sword ready and wishing, again, that he had a katana instead.
<Remy> 'ey! You grand chien! Is 'dat yo' face or did someone puke on yo' neck?
<Gwen> Ha! He doesn't look like a dog...more like a giant dildo..
<Remy> Your momma's armpits are so hairy dat she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock!
<Gwen> Savannah: What is WITH you people?! O_O
* Sabrina looks at Remy and Gwen. "You guys are so rude."
<Alexis> >>Arcus casts Fastcut... 41 damage...
<Gwen> Well, duh.
<Sabrina> If you guys are gonna hurt him, hurt him physically, not verbally.
<Remy> Rude is not a bad t'ing. ^_-
<Adek> If you didn't NOTICE, Savannah, this son of a whore just burned and slaughtered these people!
* Alen looks at Savannah.
<Gwen> You want me to offer the murderer of many people crumpets and tea?
<Remy> Mmmm....tea.
<Alen> I don't know...
<Remy> Hell...I could use another beer .:P
* Remy twirls his bo.
* Alen scratches his head and smiles sheepishly.
<Alen> And, uh.. who are we fighting now? ^_^
* Adek screams an incomprehenible battle cry and throws himself at Issak, slashing wildly.
<Alexis> >>Attack 1 - Misses...
<Alexis> >>Attack 2 - 64 damage...
<Gwen> Issak: Humph. That was nothing. You have to grow stronger before defeating me, you pipsqueak imbecile...
<Alexis> >> Issak's attack...
<Gwen> Issak: This is how it's done..
<Alexis> >>Issak attacks Adek...
<Gwen> O_o Adek!!
<Gwen> Savannah: Adek! No! Look out!
<Alen> ... uh...!
<Alexis> >>Attack 1 - Critical! 59!
<Alexis> >> Attack 2 - Miss!
<Remy> Yo, you worthless excuse for a carbon based life-form! Yo' positive electrons push against negative electrons! You're so nonpolar dat yer own momma is repulsed!
<Gwen> Savannah: O_o
<Alexis> >>Attack 3 - Miss...
<Alen> O_O;
* Adek staggers under the blow, parrying the next two and hold his hand to his now bleeding chest. "You.. stupid.. son of a.. bitch."
<Gwen> Savannah growls. "I'll show you!"
<Gwen> Savannah raises her staff, Ice flying out of it at Issak. "Cold!"
<Alexis> >>Savannah casts Cold... 111 damage!
* Gwen blinks at Adek. "God...damn!"
<Gwen> Savannah: I got him! I got him!
<Remy> Y'know...
<Alen> Wow!
<Remy> Maybe de homme needs a bo up 'is ass, non?
<Gwen> He needs more than that shoved up his ass.
<Alen> Great job Savannah. ^_^
* Jade looks at the battle.
<Gwen> Savannah smiles. =D
* Arcus twirls his blade around in preparation.
<Gwen> Issak holds his sword out in a defensive manner.
* Jade eyes Gwen and mutters..."God damnit, you owe me one HELL of a favor."
<Alexis> >>Sabrina just stands there, pondering the mysteries of the universe...
* Gwen raises her spear up in the air, and twirls it. "Fast!"
<Alexis> >>Gwen casts Fast... Dodge % increased...
* Gwen whips her spear back into a position where she can easily pierce...
* Remy leaps at Issak and slams his bo into Issak's gut, quickly bringing the bo up and thwacking Issak on de forehead. ^_^
<Alexis> >> Remy attacks... Critical! 54!
* Remy leaps back!
<Alexis> >>Issak is slain!

== Victory! ==

* Gwen hahs!
<Arcus> Sheyah!
<Remy> 'nother one bites de dust.
<Remy> ^_-
<Alen> Yeah! =D
<Gwen> >> Issak gets up, using his sword as a crutch. "Not bad...but this little battle will have to conclude.... another day...
<Arcus> Congrats Issak! We just took away yer birthday .^_-
<Alen> No... wait! Don't go away!
* Adek gets the idea that Issak is intending to leave, and throws himself at him, slashing away.
<Gwen> Issak smile coldly..."Troops! Head out...our work here is done...Jeal is expecting us..."
* Arcus pinwheels away from Adek.
<Gwen> Issak dissapears before Adek can strike!
<Arcus> Doh!
* Alen closes his eyes and joins his hands, a bright purple flame rising from them.
<Gwen> >> The soldiers leave as quickly as they came...
* Adek collapses as he goes through where Issak was, letting out a vicious stream of curses as he hits the ground.
<Jade> Hey. You.
* Jade tilts her head towards Adek.
<Alen> ... oh... pooh!
* Remy puts his bo away.
* Remy looks around.
<Arcus> How nice, they didn't even say goodbye.
* Arcus sheathes his sword.
<Remy> Man....we never get a day off.. ^_^;
<Gwen> Like you expected him to..
* Arcus winks at Gwen.
* Remy growls lightly.
* Adek slowly pulls himself back up, his face going suddenly dead as the adrenaline exits his system, and looks at Jade. "...yes?"
<Gwen> Savannah: Is Twyla okay...?
<Jade> I think your chick is going to be okay.
* Sabrina blinks. "Oh my god!"
<Gwen> Savannah: Chick? Twyla is a chicken? O_o
* Jade looks at Gwen. "And YOU owe me. I really wanted a piece of that bastard."
<Gwen> Savannah: Gah! You poeple don't make any sense!
* Adek breathes a sigh of relief. "My sister's alive?"
* Gwen nods. "Thanks. I do owe you."
<Jade> Yeah, she's alive. She'd do well with a cure spell or two and lots of rest.
<Sabrina> I can't believe I was able to succumb to that stupid idiots tricks! How could I have been so stupid?!
* Arcus leans over to Sav. "Chick is slang for woman around here." ^_-
* Remy mutters. "This is cute. Is our mystery woman gonna intro 'erself?"
<Gwen> Huh?
* Arcus blinks at Sabrina.
<Gwen> Yeah, who are you.
* Sabrina looks at Arcus. "Who are you looking at?!"
<Arcus> You tell me ^_-
<Gwen> If I might be so bold to ask.
* Arcus turns to look at the newbie.
<Sabrina> Smart ass, idiot.
<Jade> My name's Jade.
* Jade waves a metallic hand sarcastically.
<Gwen> I'm Gwen Montanile...this is Remy, Arcus, Savannah...
<Sabrina> It's not a pleasure meeting you, Jade.
<Arcus> Pleased to make your aquaintence. ^_-
<Remy> name is Bai-...erh......wait...wrong world...nevermind.. :P
<Gwen> O_o scare me sometimes.
* Remy bows to Jade. "'allo, chere."
<Jade> Hello, lovely to meet you...wait, Gwen Montanile?
<Gwen> Yes, that's right. Why?
* Sabrina whispers to Gwen. "He's hitting on her, Jade."
* Adek slowly walks over to where his sister is, and kneels next to her, seeing for himself if she's ok.
<Gwen> O_o Hitting on her?
* Zeth sniffs the new person.
<Gwen> >> Twyla is unconscious...but seems to be all right.
* Jade coldly ignores Remy.
<Jade> Well...I don't suppose you were at all involved with the Danek?
<Sabrina> Yeah, you gonna let that happen? He's your man, Gwen. You show him who's the boss in your relationship!
* Remy mutters something about saying hello and shakes his head..
<Gwen> My what? O_o
* Arcus laughs!
* Gwen ignores Sabrina.
<Gwen> Heh. How'd you guess Jade?
* Zeth moves around to keep Arcus between him and Jade.
<Jade> I don't know, I heard the name mentioned around a few times...
* Adek slowly shakes his head, watching the horizen, and more-or-less oblivious to the goings-on.
* Remy scowls lightly and saunters to the back of the group.
<Gwen> I am Danek. Got the face, the skin color...I am reeking with Danekness. It's disgusting.
* Sabrina grabs Zeth's tail and pulls him to her. "What the hell are you suppose to be?"
<Zeth> *OW!*
<Zeth> *LEGGO!*
<Jade> Well, I sympathize.
<Sabrina> No! Tell me what you are, and I'll let go, maybe.
* Arcus whirls around and glares coldly at Sabrina.
<Gwen> >> Arcus notices a girl, about the age of 17, looking around the ruins of Hayhill, shaking her head sadly.
<Arcus> Let him!
<Sabrina> He started it!
* Zeth squirms, trying to escape.
<Arcus> Let GO!
* Sabrina lets go of Zeth and smiles innocently.
<Gwen> >> But since Sabrina's molesting Zeth, he doesn't care.
* Zeth bites Sabrina.
<Sabrina> Ugly little snake. I'll get you!
<Gwen> Sabrina...chill out.
* Arcus takes Zeth and walks away from Sab.
<Jade> Stop that, for godsakes.
<Gwen> Like now. Grow the hell up.
* Sabrina looks around bored.
* Arcus notices the girl wandering around.
<Gwen> >> The girl looks inside the ruins of one house, as if checking for survivors.
<Arcus> Need any help there?
* Zeth biihs Sabrina and sulks.
<Gwen> >> The girl turns around. She has unqiuly colored green hair, that goes down her back, and is wearing jeans, a blouse, and a peasant styled floppish hat. She looks like a villager.
<Gwen> Girl: Maybe you can help me!
* Jade sighs.
* Sabrina mutters. "Stupid freak of nature."
<Arcus> Depends on what you need done. ^_-
<Gwen> Girl: I'm looking for someone named Adek.
* Arcus points at Adek. "Right there" ^_-
<Gwen> Girl: Ah! Good! I was sent by my leader...who in turn was asked by this girl Phoebe to find you...she heard about the attack here...I never thought the Danek were this powerful!
<Gwen> >> The girl tips her hat boyishly. "It's a good thing you're still alive!"
<Arcus> Hmm...well. Apparently they can be if they want to. ^_-
* Alen stands beside Savannah and discreetly asks her what is going on. ^_^
<Gwen> Savannah explains. ^_^
<Gwen> Who are you?
* Adek slowly stands up, and looks at the girl. ""
<Gwen> Girl: Perhaps we can help you. I'm Natalya Wilkshire.
* Zeth slithers into Arcus' hood to continue sulking.
<Gwen> Natalya: I'm from the resistance...
<Arcus> Easy there harm done.
* Jade pulls her cloak around her and puts her gloves on.
* Adek snorts. "Resistance.. ha."
<Gwen> Natalya aherms. "Well, we think we have a way for you to get revenge on the people who did this to your town..."
* Alen jumps in.
<Alen> Do you have any information about the orbs?
* Adek looks suddenly interested. "Oh?"
* Arcus looks critically at the girl.
<Gwen> Natalya: Yes. We know how they were able to attack so quickly. By the time we figured it was too late! We're so sorry...
<Gwen> Natalya: I know that sounds shallow...but we are.
<Arcus> Hrm..
<Jade> So, how were they able to attack?
* Gwen eyes the girl suspriously.
* Adek looks at the town. "Sorry. Yes, well.. so am I. But sorry isn't worth anything."
<Gwen> Natalya: Do any of you recall Sandor's little adventure ten years ago?
* Remy remains quiet.
* Sabrina sits down on the ground and picks up a piece of hay.
<Jade> Yeah, what about it?
<Gwen> Natalya: Well, near the town of Mortyr, the Danek had a base.
<Gwen> Natalya: They used it as their Kerzalt fortress. It was there that Lady Elynthia was held...
<Gwen> Natalya: They have a simlilar base here...only it's underground.
* Sabrina yawns. "Boring."
<Gwen> Natalya: Underneath an abandoned shrine, of all places!
<Jade> Simple...we go there, we destroy it.
<Arcus> ....
<Alen> ... um...
<Gwen> Natalya: That's what I thought. Anyway, we too, have a base hidden. Our leader would like to meet you.
<Gwen> Natalya: Miss Phoebe and Sir Pottle are already there, talking with him.
<Sabrina> Yeah, simple, Jade.
<Alen> Are we going to eat there?
* Jade looks at Sabrina...
<Gwen> Natalya:...I suppose so.
<Sabrina> Pottle? We have to see that s-o-b?
* Arcus strokes Zeth reassuringly.
<Gwen> Hang on just a second..
<Alen> I'm so hungry. ;_;
<Gwen> Why is there a resistance here?
<Gwen> Natalya giggles. "Two words. Prudence Jurissa!"
<Gwen> Natalya: Her little army is about as stupid as mud!
<Arcus> Heh, Miss Pajamas strikes again ^_-
* Adek frowns, but mutters "the enemy of my enemy.."
<Gwen> Natalya: Someone has to protect the people...although we didn't do very well today...did we?
<Gwen> Natalya looks down. "Anyway, please follow me..."
* Arcus shrugs.
<Jade> This could be interesting...
<Jade> Do we get paid?
<Gwen> You coming along, Jade?
<Remy> Bah..
<Gwen> Natalya: I would assume so.
<Gwen> Natalya: You'll have to speak with Rohan.
<Arcus> Yet another angry soul falls in with the troupe, how poetic. ^_-
<Alen> Let's go then =)
<Jade> and the chance to cut Danek soldiers to ribbons...
<Gwen> Tell me about it. She better sleep with one eye open. Don't trust that bitch...
<Jade> Alright, I suppose I'll come along.
<Gwen> Savannah falters...
<Gwen> Savannah: Adek...?
<Jade> Excuse me?
* Jade looks at Gwen.
* Remy groans.
<Gwen> Nothing!
<Jade> I did you a major fucking favor, bitch, so don't start whining.
* Adek looks up, and over at Savannah. "..yes?"
<Gwen> Savannah: This fault...
* Arcus chuckles.
<Gwen> Savannah: If you didn't save me...Twyla would be all right...
<Gwen> Fuck you!
* Gwen growls.
* Arcus groans internally
<Remy> Will you both stop it? Gods...
<Remy> We have stuff to do.
<Remy> Lets focus on that.
* Adek sighs, and stares at the charred remains of the town. "If I hadn't left her outside the church.. If this, if that. If I hadn't been in there, maybe I'd be dead now."
<Jade> Don't expect me to listen to you ever again, in that case. Next time whoever's bleeding on the ground will die.
* Adek looks down at his sister, and again at the town. "This.. has been a really, really bad day."
<Gwen> Savannah: I'm staying here.
* Alen looks at Adek, Savannah and Gwen.
* Adek blinks, startled. "What? Here?"
<Alen> Come on... don't be so gloomy! You're going to turn into Katarina!
<Remy> Don't grasp de sitch easily d'you, pup?
<Sabrina> Why don't you both take the sticks out of your asses and shut the hell up?!
<Gwen> Savannah sighs. "It's my fault...and I need to help restore the town."
* Arcus turns away from the others, speaking softly to Zeth.
<Gwen> Sav...
<Alen> We've got stuff to do! Let's go and beat the Danek up and get the orbs back!
<Jade> Why don't YOU shut up, bitch?
* Jade snarls at Sabrina.
<Gwen> This is gonna be fun...
<Adek> ..if you haven't noticed, there's no one here to live in this..
* Remy sighs..
<Jade> I'm thinking it's a bad idea to go with you people.
* Arcus pulls out his sword and starts drawing some lines on the ground.
<Gwen> Savannah: Then...I'll help Twyla. I'll be back soon!
* Sabrina mutters under her breath. "All we ever do is fight...with each other....I'm getting so sick of it...."
* Gwen smirks. "You reap what you sow, Sab..."
<Alen> Can't you really come Savannah? =(
<Gwen> Savannah: No...sorry..
* Adek shakes his head. "I have to get her to somewhere safe. The last thing my father told me to do was protect her, and now.."
<Gwen> Savannah: I'll do it for you.
<Alen> ... it'll be lonely from now on. =|
* Sabrina ignores Gwen.
* Remy scowls.
<Gwen> Savannah: Please. You have my word she'll be protected till she recovers!
* Adek sighs again. "Are you sure about this?"
<Gwen> Savannah: Positive.
<Jade> Obviously she wants to stay, and she's gonna help the chick, so everything's peachy.
* Arcus finishes drawing a large box on the ground and puts his sword away
<Gwen> You call a ten year old girl a chick? God..
<Remy> Chick...make 'er sound like a food condiment. :P
* Adek turns, looking away, his voice going near-emotionless. "Fine, then."
<Gwen> Savannah: Adek...don't be mad....
<Gwen> Savannah turns, sobbing slightly, and runs away.
<Arcus> ....
<Gwen> Natalya: Oh boy...
* Remy frowns.
* Jade rubs her forehead.
<Remy> Lovely.
<Gwen> Natalya: Let's go...
<Remy> Yes. Lets.
<Alen> ... =|
* Sabrina stands up.
<Gwen> >> Natalya leads you out of the charred remains of Hayhill, through a small cavern, near the ruins of Mt. Bole...
* Adek kneels, picks his sword up, and resheathes it. "Yeah."
<Gwen> Natalya: Thankfully, no monsters are here. Getting through the caverns is a breeze.
* Remy mutters something rude..
<Arcus> Heh.
<Gwen> Natalya: Excuse me?
<Gwen> Rem?
* Remy scowls. "Nothing."
<Gwen> How are you able to keep monsters out?
* Jade glances at Remy.
* Arcus shakes his head and walks on, still comforting Zeth.
<Gwen> Natalya: Through this relic device we found in Marwick. Anyone here been to Marwick?
<Alen> Yup. ^_^
<Arcus> I have.
<Gwen> Natalya: Oh! Where?
<Alen> Where... what?
<Gwen> Natalya: Where in Marwick? Execter? Penzance? Marl?
* Remy narrows his eyes and stares coolly at the ground.
<Arcus> I used to live in Marl. ^_-
<Alen> In Execter and Penzance. ^_^
<Alen> I think...
<Gwen> Oh really? In Marl, Arc?
<Gwen> Natalya: I'm a personal fan of Penzance, myself. I've always wanted to see Marl though...
<Arcus> Yep, the family worked at the Inn for many years.
* Remy mutters something else rude. ;)
<Gwen> >> You come across a boarded up door.
<Gwen> Who's your family?
<Gwen> Natalya: In here.
* Adek trudges along behind the group, quietly.
<Arcus> Just my sister now.
<Gwen> >> You hear voices talking through the door.
* Jade idly glances up...
<Arcus> And Zeth of course. ^_-
<Remy> Yay..
<Gwen> Natalya: Hey! (Whistles)
<Remy> Should I do a song and dance now?
<Gwen> A voice fromt he door whispers. "Password?"
<Alen> Can you stand on your head too? =D
* Remy smirks
<Remy> Sure, why not.
<Gwen> Natalya: They slit the throat of the emperor, and sold his carcass for scrap.
<Arcus> Nice password. ^_-
<Gwen> Voice behind door: ... Welcome back Nat. Didya find 'em?
<Gwen> Yes...very nice...too bad it's not true!
* Arcus winks at Gwen.
* Remy growls.
<Gwen> Natalya: Yes. We're waiting for you to open the door! *giggle*
<Arcus> Something stuck in your throat Rem? ^_-
* Gwen blinks at Rem. "Okay, spill it. What's wrong?"
* Arcus wanders away from Remy and Gwen. "Gotta go." ^_-
<Gwen> >> The man opens the door. "Hey girly, how about a..."
* Remy glares coolly after Arcus.
* Alen waves at Arcus.
<Gwen> Natalya: Forget it, Hank.
<Alen> See you! ^_^
<Remy> Nothing....nothin' at all...
<Gwen> Hank: Aw damn! I'll never get a feel.
* Remy smirks at this Hank fellow.
<Remy> Obviously of very "bright" family..
<Jade> With a name like Hank, of course not.
* Alen looks curiously at Hank.
<Alen> A feel of what?
* Arcus leans against the far wall, trying not to laugh.
<Gwen> Natalya: The only feel you'll ever get, Hanky-boy, is the feel of a goat, since I see sheep shearing in your future, you jerk. ^_-
* Jade looks at Alen. "Her goodies."
<Gwen> Hank: Sheep and goats are related?
<Gwen> Natalya laughs and leads you inside.
<Alen> Her what?
* Arcus stiffles a laugh.
* Remy rolls his eyes.
* Jade shakes her head.
* Jade wanders inside.
<Gwen> Hank: And my middle name is Buck, not goat!
<Arcus> You don't call yourself the Returners by any chance would ya? ^_-
* Alen shrugs and goes in. ^_^
<Gwen> Natalya: No way. Too cliche.
* Remy mutters something about goats and candlewax.
<Jade> Cute little couplet there, Nat.
<Arcus> Heeh.
<Gwen> >> You see Phoebe and a tall man with rusty colored hair at a long wooden table.
<Gwen> Phoebe: You're here! ^_^
<Remy> No, really? :P
<Gwen> Phoebe: Pottle went out to help us with the plan!
<Arcus> After a fashion I suppose. ^_-
* Jade wanders over and plops down near the table.
<Arcus> Ooh...da plan. :P
<Alen> Hey Phoebe!
<Adek> Hrmph. Your grasp of the obvious astounds us, Phoebe.
* Gwen sits down at the table, putting her feet up and pulling out a smoke.
<Gwen> Phoebe: :/ I'm sorry about Hayhill...
* Jade glances at Gwen. "Can I get one of those?"
* Arcus sits down away from the smokers.
* Gwen sighs. "Just like another little annoyance I know.." and throws Jade a ciggie.
* Adek looks at Phoebe for a second. "Yeah. It seems a lot of people are."
* Remy mutters and just stands there, looking somewhat upset, and crosses his arms.
* Jade smirks, pulls a match from her cloak, and lights the smoke.
<Gwen> The man gets up, and nods to you all. He speaks in a deep voice. "Welcome. I'm Rohan. Did Natayla tell you of our plans?"
<Alen> No. ^_^
<Arcus> Other than you had some? Nope. ^_-
<Gwen> Phoebe: It's's like the way Katarina slaughtered the elves...and my own poeple...
<Gwen> Rohan smirks. "I thought you were gonna tell them, Nat."
<Gwen> Natalya: Heh! I thought you could do it, sir! ^_-
* Arcus strokes Zeth reassuringly.
* Adek nods. "Yeah.."
* Remy mutters continously about his life.
* Sabrina looks at Remy.
<Alen> Come on, tell us already! =D
<Gwen> Rohan: What we are planning to do is a sneak attack. Some of our soldiers will distract the enemy, while you sneak inside. Fairly simple, but it's also highly technical in there, so I figured Gwen would be able to lead you through.
* Sabrina yawns. She finds a seat and sits down on it, falling asleep.
<Gwen> Heh. Thanks.
* Adek leans against a wall, still feeling a bit weak from that attack of Issak's. "And what do we do inside?"
<Gwen> Rohan smiles, and pulls out a small brown box.
<Gwen> Rohan: Blow it to hell.
<Arcus> Pyrotechnics, how groovy. ^_-
<Alen> Yeah! ^_^
<Gwen> Rohan: This bomb has about 5 minutes before it blows...enough for you to run.
<Adek> It's a start..
<Gwen> Blowing stuff up? Oooh.
<Gwen> Phoebe: It should work!
<Arcus> I would feel more comfotable if you gave us enough time to walk, and then we run anyways, but its your show. ^_-
<Alen> Wait.. is there any wait once the timer's set on?
* Jade grins...
<Gwen> Rohan: 5 minutes worth, Alen.
<Jade> This is gonna be so much fun.
<Gwen> Rohan: You only have 5 minutes to get out.
<Alen> And is there any way to stop it once the timer's set on?
<Gwen> Rohan: Let's go--
<Gwen> Phoebe: Excuse me, Rohan? Can I speak to these people...alone?
* Sabrina mutters some things in her sleep.
<Gwen> Rohan: Erhm..well, this is import--
* Zeth pokes his head out of Arcus' hood a little.
<Gwen> Phoebe: It'll only take a minute, I promise!
<Gwen> Rohan: *Sigh* I guess so Miss Xeria. I'll wait outside.
<Gwen> Rohan leaves.
<Gwen> Um. What is this about?
<Gwen> Phoebe: Can I ask you all something?
<Alen> Yes? =)
<Arcus> Shoot. ^_^
<Jade> What is it?
<Gwen> Phoebe: Have you noticed...something...odd about Pottle lately?
* Sabrina jumps out of her seat and screams. "YOU KNOW IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!!!" Embarassed, she looks around and sits back down.
<Gwen> O_o Welcome back, Sab.
* Arcus looks odly at Sab.
<Alen> I don't think he's with us anymore.
<Jade> Seeing as I've never met Pottle...
* Arcus turns back to Pheobe, "I can't say I have, I haven't known him long enough to tell."
<Gwen> Phoebe: He's with you...he just took care of me when I fainted in Katarina's chateau...
* Adek looks up, wincing. "No.. He's been a huge jackass more or less the whole time I've known him."
<Gwen> I dunno. He likes to be a jack-ass, but...
<Gwen> Phoebe: See, that's just it! There are little things...
* Remy looks unamused by the conditions.
<Gwen> Phoebe: The first thing is this whole thing with Jeal...he was never this lustful with revenge...
<Alen> ... I think he's siding with the Danek empire.
<Gwen> ...O_o What?
<Gwen> Alen, you're joking!
<Arcus> ....
<Alen> Uh... ^_^;
* Jade raises an eyebrow.
<Gwen> Phoebe: What makes you say that?
<Alen> I'm uh sorry, did I say anything? ^_^;
<Sabrina> That guy hates us.
* Zeth whispers to Arcus.
<Gwen> Phoebe: Let's see, what else...
* Adek watches Alen's knee get caught between his teeth.
<Sabrina> Or maybe I'm just being paranoid.
<Gwen> Phoebe: And he's so cold and mean to everyone...he was never like first, I just thought it was because he was worried about me, but he's so different now I feel like I'm talking to a stranger! He's really a sweet and kind person!
* Alen wipes a sweat drop from his forehead.
<Arcus> Hmm....
<Gwen> Phoebe: Why do you think he's acting like this?!
<Gwen> Maybe the power from the pendant drove him mad..
* Remy mutters lowly. "PMS.."
<Sabrina> Guys?
<Gwen> He's not female, Rem. PMS doesn't count.
<Remy> Y'sure he's male?
<Gwen> Heh!
* Jade snickers...
<Arcus> Maybe he's torqued about Jeal comin' back.
* Gwen snickers...a lot.
* Remy smirks coolly.
* Jade jerks her head towards Arcus. "Jeal?"
<Gwen> Phoebe: That could be...but even still...he told me about the battle he had with Jeal...the first time...
<Alen> I'm sure he'll tell us why when he comes back. ^_^
<Gwen> Phoebe: Totally not like him!
<Alen> All we have to is ask him, right? =D
<Gwen> Maybe Alen.
<Arcus> Yeah, you know, the ex-and-recently-reinstated-Emperor of Danek?
<Gwen> Phoebe: All I'm asking is to keep an eye on him, all right?
<Sabrina> Let's kill him!
<Alen> Come on already, let's go and blow the Danek up. ^_^
<Gwen> Sab!
<Gwen> Phoebe: No! Don't kill him!
<Sabrina> What?
<Sabrina> Why not?
<Jade> Oh, fucking hell...
<Gwen> Phoebe: I still love him...
<Adek> You WANT us to leave Jeal alive? Hell no!
<Jade> I had no idea.
<Gwen> You didn't KNOW Jade?
<Gwen> I'm surprised...
* Arcus looks at Sab. "Yours is a black and white world isn't it?"
* Gwen leans back in her chair and mutters. "Stupid fucking rapist..."
<Adek> ...oh. You mean Pottle.
<Sabrina> Maybe, he's not the real Pottle! Maybe, like Alen said, he was a bug or something.
<Jade> I've been sort of out of touch lately, you know?
* Jade scowls.
* Remy glances at Gwen.
<Gwen> Phoebe: I don't think so, Sab.
<Alen> Uh... like what I said Sabrina? O_O
* Jade flinches at the word "rapist".
* Gwen glances back at Remy.
* Gwen smiles and turns back to the conversation.
<Gwen> Pheobe: Well, we'd better go.
* Sabrina smirks. "Why do I get the idea that there is another rape victim in this group?"
<Arcus> .....
* Gwen sighs, looking at Jade. "Long as it wasn't Jeal."
* Jade snarls at Sabrina, shaking a fist in her face. "You shut up! You just SHUT UP!"
<Remy> Heh..
<Sabrina> I'm just making a point....
<Arcus> Whoa, somebody hit a nerve. ^_-
* Adek looks down at his chest. "I hate to be a wet blanket, but could I get something done about this before we go?"
<Alen> Come on, let's go!!
<Gwen> Phoebe: Enough! Don't fight anymore! Just don't!
<Jade> Rape isn't something to smirk about.
<Remy> Yeah. De mage lady has a point.
<Gwen> Phoebe runs to Adek and cures his wound.
* Sabrina shrugs. "You're not the only that's been screwed when you didn't want to be screwed!"
<Remy> Sab..
* Arcus glares a Sab a little.
<Gwen> Then keep your mouth shut, Sab, since we're all in the same boat!
<Remy> You want a miscarriage? Shut up, okay?
<Adek> ..thanks.
<Zeth> *Can I bite her again?*
<Arcus> No you may not.
<Sabrina> It's just another life in the world, more than enough anyways...
<Gwen> Natayla runs back into the room. "Rohan is waiting! Let's go!"
<Gwen> >> And off you go!
* Arcus stands up and heads after Natalya.
<Gwen> >> The shrine lies before you, falling apart in several places, rocks lining the grassy knoll. Rohan waits for you. "What took so long?"
<Remy> We were having a BBQ.
<Arcus> Personal problems. ^_-
<Gwen> Natalya: Dunno, but I got 'em. ^_^ We'll start the diversion anytime now!
* Remy raises an eyebrow.
* Adek stares at Rohan. "Is that any of your business?"
* Jade chuckles softly at Remy's comment.
<Gwen> Rohan: Sorry, I was afraid you copped out. I was mistaken..
<Gwen> Yeah, you were. Let's go.
<Gwen> Rohan: Well, let's start the diversion...
<Gwen> Rohan pulls out a much smaller explosive...
<Arcus> Fun with explosives, a joy for the whole family. ^_-
<Gwen> Rohan: Here we go!
* Remy tenses a bit.
* Jade grins savagely.
<Gwen> Rohan lights the fuse, aiming it at a nearby tower to the shrine! It explodes and falls off! Already, Danek soliders are coming out of the shrine.
<Gwen> Rohan: Go! Go!
<Remy> Lets tango, mes amis.
* Jade dashes.
* Arcus heads out. "Jawol!" ^_-
* Remy runs..
* Gwen dashes toward the entrance. The guards are so busy fighting resistance members, they don't see you.
* Sabrina runs after the others.
<Alen> Let's do it! =D
* Adek looks at the soldiers for a second, hand going to his sword, but thinks better of it and chases the others.
* Alen dashes after Remy and Jade.
<Arcus> Boogity boogity shoot. ^_-
<Gwen> >> Pheobe follows you!
<Remy> Pig fuckaaaaaahs..
<Arcus> So what are we looking for? ^_-
<Gwen> >> You are now inside the shrine...a large floortrap is open, a ladder leading down into a mechanical looking area.
<Gwen> That.
* Alen pokes his head through the floortrap.
<Arcus> How convenient, there it is. ^_-
* Jade starts climbing down the ladder rapidly.
<Alen> Oouh...
<Alen> Do we go in? ^_^
* Alen is knocked down by Jade!
* Gwen climbs down halfway, then jumps down the rest of the way.
* Remy slides down the ladder.
* Arcus zips down the floortrap.
* Adek follows.
* Jade jumps to the ground, her boots touching the surface noiselessly
<Jade> Man, I live for this shit.
* Remy hauls on his gloves.
<Arcus> Easy as falling from a baby log. ^_-
* Alen thuds loudly into the floor, his face in an interesting "X_X" expression.
<Gwen> Baby...log?
* Jade looks oddly at Arcus.
<Jade> Time to stop hitting the peace pipe, bud...
<Arcus> Or bouncing cookies, I forget. ^_-
* Remy snickers.
<Remy> We 'ave a job to do, non? Let us do it.
* Arcus heads off.
<Gwen> Phoebe: Wow...all this technology...hidden like this...
<Adek> Almost a shame we're going to blow it to hell and back.
* Remy grabs Alen by the scruff of his neck and lifts 'im up.
<Adek> ..almost.
<Jade> Yeah, almost.
<Alen> Heehee.. X_X
<Remy> Y'okay, pup?
<Arcus> Let's just not hang too close when things start happening .^_-
* Alen shakes his head forward. ^_^
<Gwen> >> Since the Resistance is causing chaos below...the path is fairly clear of walk on a rather unsturdy catwalk. Vats of a liquid that looks like Sulfuric acid are right below you.
<Remy> Hmm..
<Gwen> This doesn't look...good.
* Remy holds Alen out over a vat. :P
<Remy> Need a swim?
* Sabrina looks over one of the railings at the acid.
<Arcus> Think they hand out free samples of this stuff? I bet it'll clear your sinuses, no problem. ^_-
<Gwen> >> Sunny seems to sneak up behind you...
<Alen> Waa... AAAAH!!!!
* Remy grins wryly.
<Gwen> And eat your face along with it..
<Alen> No no no!
* Jade smirks and dashes over the remainder of the catwalk.
<Remy> Good. ^_-
* Remy puts Alen down safely :P
* Sunny bursts in.
<Sunny> HI! :)
* Remy achs and is startled. O_o
* Alen phews. -_-;
* Arcus zips along.
* Remy almost falls off the catwalk. O_o
<Alen> Don't do that again. ;_;
* Jade looks at Sunny.
<Remy> Damnit, Sunny!
<Gwen> Phoebe is so startled she pushes Alen. "AHH!"
<Jade> Who are you?
<Sunny> Ya Miss me?
<Remy> You fuckin' nerd :P
<Alen> Hey Sunny!--- AAAAH!
* Gwen grabs on to Alen before he falls in the acid.
* Alen starts to fall down into one of the vats.
* Sunny snickers and giggles.
<Gwen> Hang on, Kid!
* Remy raises an eyebrow.
<Sunny> So what we doing?
<Alen> O_O;;;
* Jade shrugs.
<Remy> Impressive reflexes.
* Gwen pulls him up.
* Sabrina blinks. "I wonder what would happen if I were to fall into one of those things....I'll check it out....."
<Arcus> Okay folks, the auditions for the Three Stooges are over, thank you for coming. Don't call us, we'll call you. ^_-
<Alen> P-please haul me up.. O_O;
<Gwen> I did.
<Sunny> Oh no! Alen!
* Gwen puts him on the catwalk.
<Jade> Come ON!
<Gwen> Be careful, won'tcha?
* Sabrina begins to take a step over the edge and looks down.
* Gwen rushes to the other side.
* Jade signals from the end of the catwalk.
* Alen sits on the catwalk, his heart almost rolling out through his mouth.
* Remy chuckles and eyes Jade. "Seems de petite chere is kinda.....jumpy....mmmhm.."
<Jade> Sabrina! What the hell are you doing?
<Arcus> (Jade)You go on ahead and see if there's any traps ahead. ^_-
* Remy follows Gwen.
* Alen crawls along the catwalk.
* Adek sighs. "Well, we've done everything but scream 'Hey! Here we are!'"
* Arcus continues zipping along
* Jade flexes her muscles at Remy..."Petite?"
* Remy grins some more. "Uh huh."
<Gwen> >> You reach the end of the catwalk.
<Arcus> Can we discuss bodily dimensions later on? ^_-
* Sunny jumps on Alen's shoulders.
* Jade looks at Sunny.
* Alen falls to the floor. ^_^
<Sunny> I'm tired. :P
<Gwen> Phoebe pulls Sab up.
* Remy snickers.
<Gwen> Phoebe: Don't DO that! O_o
<Alen> Oomph. ^_^
<Remy> Okay brady bunch rejects..
<Remy> Now what?
<Gwen> >> Stairs lead down to a small room.
<Jade> We keep going.
<Sabrina> What? I just wanted to see what would happen if I were to fall into that stuff...
<Alen> I'm hungry. ;_;
<Sunny> Whee! Piggie back ride.
* Arcus continues moving along, despite the sudden influx of slapstick behavior among his fellows. ^_^
<Gwen> We press on.
<Remy> I figgered as mu-....gah.
* Sunny hands Alen some beer nuts.
* Jade hmms...
* Adek grumbles. "You people sneak about as well as a dying elephant with a muskrat stuck in its trunk."
<Jade> I dunno, guys.
<Gwen> Phoebe hands Alen a piece of bread. "It's stale, but it's food!"
<Jade> That could be a trap.
* Remy shakes his head.
<Remy> Traps are fun. ^_-
* Alen looks at what he's offered and pops it all in his mouth. ^_^
<Arcus> If it wasn't, I'd be very dissapointed. ^_-
<Sabrina> I'll go first.
* Alen stands up and stumbles along with Sunny on his shoulders. ^_^
<Remy> Hah, Arcus!
<Gwen> >> You open the door. A small room, connected to another door, is in front of you. One lone chest is in the room.
<Remy> Oh no.
* Jade dashes to the chest and tries to open it.
<Remy> A chest. :P
<Arcus> Behold.
* Remy erks.
<Gwen> >> A Mandacore is inside.
<Gwen> >> You got a Mandacore!
<Alen> What is it?
<Jade> Dammit, I wanted money...
<Sunny> Looks tastey!
<Jade> Oh well.
* Jade holds up a Mandacore.
<Arcus> If this had been a real trap, we'd all be dead now. I hope we've all learned something from this wonderfull experience. ^_-
* Remy snickers and elbows Arcus lightly. :P
<Arcus> Oof. :P
* Alen looks at Arcus.
<Alen> Like what? =)
<Gwen> Let's keep going.
* Jade keeps going.
* Arcus snickers at Alen. "Don't quit yer day job." ^_-
<Remy> Sure t'ing, chere. All through the night, keep marchin' on, etc etc etc...
* Remy follows Jade..
* Adek looks warily at Jade, and mutters. "I'm not sure I trust her."
<Alen> But I don't have one...
<Gwen> >> Flights and flights of stairs greet you! O_o
<Arcus> Sounds like a little disorganizational problem at your end to me ^-^
<Jade> I saved the life of that sister of yours, Adek.
<Gwen> >> They must lead you deep underground....
<Remy> Oh, just lovely.
<Alen> Oh no. O_o
<Arcus> Heh.
<Gwen> Oh great..
<Jade> Don't be so goddamn ungrateful.
<Adek> For which I'm grateful. But I STILL don't trust you.
<Arcus> So...who wants to pick our next move? ^_-
<Remy> Why don't we toss Sunny down there....if she don't call up, she's dead and we shouldn't go down..
* Jade shrugs.
* Gwen runs down the stairs. "Hurry up!"
<Alen> Sunny... I can't carry you down so much. O_o
<Jade> Oh well, it doesn't matter either way to me.
<Remy> If she does...well...we use caution. ^_-
<Sunny> Why don't you try it first Remy :P
* Jade dashes behind Gwen.
<Remy> Or we could just rush headlong into danger.. :P
<Sunny> You're expendable. :P
* Remy runs after Gwen and Jade. "I could've told yah that, Sunny."
* Sunny hides behind Alen.
<Arcus> Or we could just put down roots here and harvest rust for the good of mankind. ^_-
* Adek sighs. "Why?"
* Adek follows the running lunatics down.
<Gwen> Phoebe: Is it just me, or is Jade a Danekian? She has that 'headrush and bloodthirst' I saw in a lot of Danekian people...
<Remy> Rust...nummy.
<Alen> Um...
<Jade> You're so very observant, darling.
<Sabrina> Like Pottle!
<Alen> Let's go I guess. ^_^
<Sabrina> I still think he's an imposter.
<Gwen> Phoebe: Pottle is not Danekian! He's Marwickian!
<Jade> I prefer the title ex-Danekian, however.
* Alen grabs Sunny by the hand and skips off down the stairs.
<Remy> She reminds me of a wilder version of Gwen.. :P
<Gwen> You said it, Jade! You're not so bad after all..
<Arcus> (Pheobe)Hehe....yah...those wacky Daneks ^^;;
<Sunny> This is spokey.
<Arcus> ....
<Remy> 'least it ain't foamy.
<Jade> Heh...
<Alen> It's long. ^_^
* Sabrina slides down one of the railings of the stairs.
<Gwen> O_O What?
* Remy grins evilly.
* Remy whistles a tune.. ;)
<Gwen> >> You are now halfway down the stairs...and feeling rather tired.
* Arcus taps his way down the stairs ala Fred Astaire.
<Remy> o/~ I'm mister bucket, the balls pop outta my mouth! o/~
<Gwen> *huff* a lot of *puff* stairs!
<Jade> That must hurt, Remy.
* Sabrina waits for the others. "You guys take forever!"
<Arcus> Cardiovascular exercise, you gotta love it. ^_-
* Adek stares at Remy for a second, then just goes back to walking.
* Remy snickers. "Touche, Jade."
<Gwen> Phoebe: Not a bad idea, Sabrina!
* Jade jogs down the stairs, unaffected.
<Gwen> Phoebe slides down the bainister! ^_^
* Remy leaps onto the banister and slides down it.
* Jade leaps behind Remy.
* Gwen prefers running. ^_^
* Remy winks at Gwen as he slides past ;)
* Arcus continues his dancing routine down the stairs.
* Alen is half-running, half-stumbling, half-rolling along the stairs... accomplishing three halves all in one thing!
* Arcus watches all the people sliding down the banister. "Ha! But can you do that on the way back up?" ^_-
* Gwen reaches the bottom, puffing.
<Gwen> That was....a!
* Remy grins and waves at Gwen.
* Arcus follows Gwen soon after. "Whew!"
<Sunny> Are we there... yet?
<Remy> All bushed out now...heh.
* Alen bumps down the last twenty or so steps.
<Sunny> Why are these castles soooo big?
* Jade jumps off the banister onto the ground.
<Jade> God, that was fun.
<Gwen> >> The door opens, leading to a very long, very stark gray hallway.
<Gwen> It's not a castle, it's a base.
* Arcus performs a few twirls to complete his dance, and bows to no one in particular.
<Remy> What, these bases can't be cheery colors like green? :P
<Remy> Or maybe a nice rouge?
<Gwen> That'd just be sick.
* Alen tugs on Gwen's sleeve.
<Gwen> Yeah Alen?
<Alen> Where do we go now?
<Arcus> Don't you know that all places like this are built by the color-blind? ^_-
<Remy> Oh, lovely. :P
* Adek stares back at the stairs. "Problem."
<Gwen> Yes?
<Jade> What, Adek?
* Arcus looks at Adek.
<Gwen> Phoebe: Problem? O_o
<Adek> How long do you think it's going to take us to climb those things again?
* Sabrina runs down the hallway.
<Gwen> ....oh fuck. Maybe we'll find an elevator...
<Arcus> I ain't worried. ^_-
<Remy> Adek has a point, mon amis...we ain't de fastest hamsters in de wheel..
<Sunny> My shoes are ruined!
<Alen> ...?
<Gwen> >> You hear someone turn around quickly, hearing the sound of your voices. "Who's there?"!
<Adek> Five minutes to get out.. just between this huge hallway and these stairs.... oh, hell.
<Arcus> Oop!
<Sunny> The Mab Squad!
<Jade> Whee.
* Gwen pulls out her spear.
* Remy draws his bo.
* Jade pulls off her gloves.
<Alen> Me! ^_^
<Remy> Ding dong. Avon Ladies calling.
<Gwen> >>Voice: Whoa..whoa...hey. Just me.
<Gwen> Pottle appears out the hallway. "What took you fuckers so long?"
<Sunny> Its Pothole!
<Remy> Watch yo' language, pup....s'kids 'ere.
* Jade snickers.
<Gwen> Pottle scowls at Sunny, but doesn't say anything.
<Sabrina> Oh, if it isn't the devil himself.
<Sunny> Like me.
<Arcus> Look, its Captain Disagreeable. ^_-
<Gwen> Um...guys. Shh....
<Alen> We didn't take long... we didn't even have time to eat!
<Adek> Well, well. Fancy running into a jackass in a place like this.
<Gwen> Pottle: Nah, s'okay...
<Gwen> Phoebe smiles, but looks weary.
<Sabrina> Where is there a donkey, Adek? ;)
<Arcus> So, let's not hang out here chewing the fat, let's go. ^_-
* Adek stares at Sabrina. "Look in a mirror."
<Gwen> Pottle: Um. Whatever you guys. Let's go :>
* Adek shakes his head and starts walking.
* Sabrina mutters. "Mother fucker."
* Arcus zips over to Sab. "Now now, put it in the happy box." ^_- *Zips away again.
<Gwen> >> You hear somoene laughing...
* Sabrina looks at Arcus. "Blow it out of your ass."
<Alen> Woo...
* Gwen blinks, pulling out her spear. "Here comes company..."
* Remy draws his bo.
<Arcus> (Sab)Oh, I could, but I might offend. ^_-
<Remy> Misery loves company.
<Sunny> Whoooo's there?
<Gwen> Who's there?!
<Gwen> Pottle: Aw dammit...
<Sunny> Is it the Chile Cheese Man?!
<Jade> Jeal: Oh, how I love seeing old friends again...
<Jade> Jeal steps into the room.
<Arcus> Doop!
* Remy narrows his eyes.
* Gwen growls, along with Pottle.
<Sunny> Chile Cheese Man!
<Jade> Jeal: If it isn't the two-digit IQ team...
<Jade> Jeal: Shut up, you little imbecile.
<Alen> ... oops...
<Gwen> Pottle: Blow it out your ass, McDogual. Let's end this now...
<Jade> Jeal laughs.
<Alen> What does IQ mean?
<Arcus> He's looking pretty good for a dead guy. ^_-
* Adek almost rips his sword out of it's sheath. "You son of a bitch!"
<Gwen> Phoebe: Pottle, don't...
<Remy> Go chew a donkey's cock, scumbag...
<Jade> Jeal: You're very threatening, Pottle, VERY threatening.
<Gwen> Pottle pulls out his blade, and it gleams in the harsh light. "I like to think so."
<Jade> Jeal: Actually...perhaps I should address you by your REAL name...24601.
<Gwen> Huh?
<Gwen> Pottle: What?
* Arcus waves hand in front of his face. "Ew, hey Jeal, you mind standing downwind?"
<Alen> ...?
<Jade> Jeal pulls his fist back and knocks Pottle one right in the gut, sending him flying into the wall.
<Gwen> Phoebe: What are you talking about? O_o You read Les Miserables too? O_o
<Sunny> Fight Fight!
<Jade> Jeal: Pathetic little clone.
<Arcus> Clone?
<Gwen> Pottle growls, then blinks. "Say WHAT?"
<Gwen> Oh boy...
<Jade> Jeal: Yeah, that's's gotta suck to hear that you're a mere carbon copy of the real thing, eh?
<Arcus> o~ Send in the clones... o~ ^_-
<Remy> That was horrible, Arcus. :P
<Arcus> Sorry. ^_-
<Gwen> Pottle: You're LYING.
<Jade> Jeal chuckles...
<Gwen> Whoa, okay, explain this, NOW.
<Gwen> Before I rip you out a new pisshole.
<Arcus> I'm sensing a lot of anger here. ^_-
* Sunny sits back on Alen's head and eats some popcorn.
* Alen furrows his brow.
<Jade> Jeal: No need for current pisshole works perfectly fine, as you know personally.
<Alen> Why do I never understand what's going on?
<Arcus> O_o
<Gwen> Oh you little....
<Remy> Grrr..
<Arcus> More than I wanted to know, thank you.... ^_-
* Gwen looks about ready to pounce.
* Alen falls down on the floor... as usual. ^_^;
* Jade starts to shake...
<Gwen> Pottle: You are a liar because I AM the real thing! I have memories and a soul. You...well...can't say the same for you!
<Remy> Jeal, first off....go fuck yerself....second...go fuck yer mommy too, okay?
* Sunny tosses some pop corn at Jeal.
<Sunny> Neh! Neh!
<Gwen> Phoebe: Stop this, Jeal! Just stop!
* Arcus looks at Remy. "What? You want him to actually BREED?" :P
<Jade> Jeal: You have no soul, you are the result of DNA in a test tube.
<Gwen> Phoebe: Then how....if that's true! Where is the real Pottle then?
<Gwen> Pottle: Phoebe...?
* Remy grins at Arcus. "Their offspring would be missing limbs."
<Arcus> Doh!
<Jade> Jeal: The real Pottle, what do I care.
<Gwen> Phoebe: You won't say, so you must be lying!
<Jade> Jeal: I've gotten so much enjoyment out of this watered down version...
<Gwen> Phoebe: Then why...why...clone him in the first place?
<Gwen> Pottle just stares at Jeal, wondering what's going on.
* Jeal smirks at Pottle's dumbfounded expression.
<Arcus> 'Cause its how he get his jollies? ^_-
<Jeal> None of your business, you nosy little bitch.
<Gwen> Pottle: Goddamn Dougal..
* Alen ughs and gets up.
<Gwen> Phoebe: Don't call me a bitch,!
<Gwen> Phoebe acks and covers her mouth .^_^
<Alen> What's going on? Where's the real Pottle? And why is this copy here?
<Arcus> Eaither way, he's a sick little monkey .^_-
<Jeal> Of course, it's some comfort to know that we have some form of Pottle in the world, seeing as the real one is dead...
<Gwen> Phoehe: You lie!
<Gwen> Phoebe starts crying.
<Jeal> I have no reason to lie, what do I care what you know?
<Jeal> You are insignificant ants.
<Gwen> Pottle: Phoebe, gotta believe me! I'm the real...
<Arcus> Ants are often poisonous Jeal, you'd do well to remember that. ^_-
<Adek> And you're going to die for what you've done, Jeal..
<Jeal> Yes, you're the REAL Pottle, that's right.
* Jeal laughs and laughs...
* Gwen shakes her head. "I don't know..."
* Sunny hands Alen some pop corn.
<Jeal> Care to take me on yourself, Adek?
<Arcus> Somebody get a straightjacket for this guy. ^_-
<Jeal> Perhaps you'll be more of a challenge than that pathetic little bimbo we took down in Hayhill.
<Gwen> Pottle: ....
* Adek blinks. "Pathetic little bimbo?"
<Arcus> Ooh.....wrong thing to say. ^_-
<Gwen> You mean...?
* Alen shakes his head.
<Gwen> Twyla?
<Jeal> Ah yes, that would be the name.
* Remy raises both eyebrows.
<Alen> Adek... you're not going to do him in alone! Let's fight together!
<Gwen> Pottle: You...
* Adek stares at Jeal. "Bastard... I swear.. fine!"
* Jeal grins...
<Alen> If we work as a team, we can make it!!
<Jeal> Scorpion.
<Gwen> Pottle suddenly stiffens.
<Arcus> ?
* Adek obviously isn't thinking too clearly. "Fine! You son of a bitch, right here, right now!"
<Gwen> >> Almost a spasm.
<Gwen> Pottle speaks in a monotone voice. "Yes?"
<Gwen> Oh god...
<Arcus> O_o
<Gwen> Phoebe:
<Sunny> Ugh.
<Jeal> Get up, you pathetic piece of shit.
<Gwen> Pottle gets up.
* Alen crosses his arms.
<Jeal> Pick your nose.
* Adek starts forward, then pauses in shock, turning to look at Pottle.
<Alen> I knew it.
<Gwen> >> Pottle, well, you know. :P
* Jeal laughs...
<Arcus> Well, there's something you don't see everyday.
<Jeal> He's completely under my control.
<Jeal> Because he's a clone, a mindless clone.
<Gwen> Amused yourself, fucker? Let's finish this...
<Gwen> Now.
<Sunny> Evil!
* Remy nods and growls..
* Sunny tosses all her popcorn at Jeal.
<Sunny> Take that!
* Jeal leers at Phoebe. "That must be an interesting feeling, to know you've been in love with this thing."
* Gwen wonders where Sunny got her popcorn in the first place.
<Arcus> Oh yeah, he has critical weaknesses to popcorn, how obvious. ^_-
<Gwen> Phoebe growls, something new surges in her...anger.
* Alen closes his eyes and joins his hands, a bright purple flame flickering from them.
<Gwen> Phoebe: You will PAY For what you've done!
<Gwen> Pheobe: Pay!
<Jeal> Pottle, incapacitate Phoebe.
<Arcus> You know Jeal, you'd live longer if you'd quit ticking people off. ^_-
* Adek looks back, a couple of conflicting emotions on his face, finally setting on cold anger. "Jeal."
<Gwen> >> Pottle nods, and seems to waver...
<Jeal> Do it.
<Gwen> >> His skin begins to turn brown, claws sprout from his hand...
<Arcus> Unless I miss my guess.....he doesn't do this kind of thing regularly.
<Gwen> >> His eyes turn jet black, and scales appear on his now brown skin. Salvia drips from his mouth, now filled with canine teeth.
<Gwen> Phoebe: Oh my god...
* Sunny takes out a weed killer and sprays it on Jeal.
<Jeal> THIS is your lover.
<Remy> Oh lovely.
<Sunny> Take That!
<Alen> ... uh... oh...
<Gwen> Phoebe: No...he isn't. My lover is alive. I don't beleive you...
* Arcus looks at Phoebe and winces.
<Sunny> Aw darn, it's the generic kind. :(
<Alen> We'd.. better kill this thing!
* Gwen gapes at Pottle. "Damn...I didn't know biochemistry got THIS advanced!"
<Arcus> ....
<Jeal> It gets even more advanced, actually.
* Jeal smirks at Jade...
* Zeth blinks at Pottle.
* Adek stares back and forth between Jeal and what used to be Pottle.
<Jeal> Alright, enough games...
<Jeal> Pottle, attack.


Session Close: Sun 20:29:54 1998