Players:
No one ^_^
Session Start: Fri Jun 26 18:37:11 1998
<Gwen> >> You're still at the quaint
little inn. Rohan told you all that the ship will be ready by 8 o' clock.
It's 7 now. You still have an hour to kill. You can either sleep, or get
your complimentary breakfast in the lobby, or do something else. ^_^
* Jade gets out of bed, goes downstairs,
and starts eating.
<Gwen> The little Innkeeper nods to
Jade. "Would you like some OJ with that?"
* Arcus heads downstairs, humming a jaunty
tune. ^_^
* Gwen is still sleeping upstairs.
* Remy gets up, clad only in his pants,
and goes to get some breakfast. :P
<Remy> Damn...it's kinda breezy today..
^_^
<Gwen> Innkeeper (Looks at Remy) O_o...oh...um...hello.
Would you like Bagels or Toast with your eggs?
* Alexis is... is... somewhere...
<Remy> Bagels. ^_-
* Arcus flops down at the table and orders
breakfast. ^_^
<Gwen> Innkeeper: And some peni...PEANUT
butter with your bagel!?
<Remy> Only high octane bagels, too!
<Remy> Uhm.....sure.. ^_-
<Gwen> Phoebe snickers, reading a newspaper.
<Gwen> Innkeeper: ^_^ Yes, coming right
up. Have a seat.
* Alen comes breezing down the stairs,
looking as if the Armor of Vay had run him over.
* Jade morosely sips her coffee.
<Gwen> Innkeeper scurries off.
* Remy grins wryly and takes a seat. ^_^
<Remy> Soooo...how're we on this lovely
morning? ^_-
* Zeth pokes his head out of Arcus' hood,
looking for breakfast as well.
<Arcus> Absolutely splendid my good
fellow. ^_^
* Remy chuckles. "Fine, fine! Best kind!"
* Remy is in a rather cheerful mood :P
<Gwen> Phoebe: Interesting....when
we come back...we should check out this sale on weapons and armor...
<Arcus> Ah, a good notion there. ^_-
* Adek stumbles his way down the the stairs,
eyes bloodshot and wincing slightly with every footfall..
<Gwen> Phoebe: ^_^ Very good notion.
<Remy> Yeah...I could use a new bo
stick....gonna give the old one to Mylo, maybe..
<Gwen> Phoebe: Adek! Are you alright?
<Gwen> Phoebe: Speaking of which, where
is Mylo?
* Jade checks her pockets.
<Arcus> Good morning Adek. ^_^
* Remy drums his fingers on the table.
"No clue, petite."
<Jade> Ooh, I still have that 50g that
that farmer gave me...
* Adek looks around a little. "Never..
EVER let me go into a bar again. Please."
<Sunny> Dats was a good night at teh
bar!
<Remy> I should probably go look fer
the little bugger..
<Arcus> Sure thing Adek. ^_-
* Gwen comes down the stairs, looking
rather cheerful...for her anyway.
<Gwen> Hey everyone.
<Arcus> Mornin Gwen. ^_^
<Remy> Morning, Gwen. ^_-
<Gwen> Phoebe: Oh yeah. I remember
where he went, Remy. He said he's watching Rohan get the ship ready.
<Gwen> Morning. ^_^
* Remy glances at Phoebe and nods. ^_^
<Gwen> Phoebe: Ahhh. ^_^
* Arcus proceeds to wolf down his breakfast,
trying to outrace Zeth who's doing the same to Arcus' food.
* Remy stands and stretches. "I think....that...hey...I'm
not wearing my shirt! Augh!!"
<Gwen> Inkeeper comes back with Remy's
breakfast. "Here's your bagels with Peni....PEANUT BUTTER!"
<Gwen> Inkeeper: Dammit. :/
* Remy blinks. "Uhm.....put 'em on the
table...I'll be right back..."
* Gwen mutters with a sigh at Remy, looking
at the Innkeeper. ^_^
<Gwen> Innkeeper nods.
<Alen> .... mrf.
<Gwen> >> It's now 7:15.
* Remy races up to his room to get his
shirt. :P
* Alen waves at the innkeeper, mumbling
something unintelligible.
* Arcus finishes his breakfast with a
hearty belch.
* Gwen sits down, and munches on an apple.
* Zeth belches too.
<Arcus> (to Zeth) You didn't eat much.
<Gwen> Whole lotta bleching going on.
<Zeth> *I ate a fried rat a few days
ago, remember?*
* Remy comes back and does a forward flip,
landing by his food. "Ahhhh...much better.."
<Arcus> Ah, right. ^_^
* Remy is now wearing his shirt. :P
<Gwen> Innkeeper looks at Remy with
starry anime eyes. ^^
* Sunny eats some eggs.
<Gwen> So, okay...Did Teefa tell any
of you what we're doing once we get to Lorath?
* Remy feels watched and slowly eats his
bagel. :P
* Zeth flits over to Gwen's shoulder and
settles down for a nap.
<Arcus> Nope. ^_^
<Remy> Uhm...not 'dat I can remember......
* Gwen watches Remy too, then nods to
Zeth.
<Gwen> I wonder if she can be trusted...
* Adek rubs his temples. "Were we stopping
by the shops before we go there?"
<Remy> She's all we got right now,
really..
<Remy> We're gonna hafta trust her....fer
now.
<Gwen> Phoebe: We're waiting. There's
a sale on in two days. :D
<Alen> Hoi! Burekafaasto!
<Arcus> Yeah, there's having double
coupon days. ^_-
<Gwen> Phoebe: :P Adek! :P
* Remy finishes eating and leans back.
"Hrmph....hope de kid's okay.."
* Arcus wipes his mouth with a napkin
and leaves the table.
<Gwen> >> Some time passes....it's
now 7:35...
<Zeth> *ZZzzZZzz....*
<Gwen> We should start heading to the
docks in ten minutes...
<Remy> Feh....
<Gwen> ^_^ What Rem, wanna keep staring
at the Innkeeper?
<Gwen> Innkeeper: Ahhh ^_^
* Remy grins a bit. "Rather stare at you."
^_-
* Gwen smiles. ^_^
<Gwen> Phoebe: ^_^ I'm a matchmaker....^_^
* Arcus is wating outside, trimming a
few nicks in his sword with a stone.
<Gwen> Phoebe gets up and joins Arcus
outside.
<Gwen> Phoebe: Hello Arcus. Sharpening
your sword?
<Arcus> Sharpening rocks actually.
^_-
<Gwen> Phoebe: Whatever for?
* Arcus takes a few practice swings with
the rock. :P
* Remy idly plays with the holes in his
shirt, wishing he hadn't given the kid his overcoat. :P
<Arcus> It confuses my enemies. ^_-
<Gwen> Phoebe giggles.
* Gwen gets up. "Time to go. Everyone
hustle."
<Arcus> In truth, I am sharpening my
sword. ^_-
* Remy grabs his bo and nods. "Lets rock."
* Jade looks at Gwen...
* Jade gets up and wanders over to her.
<Gwen> Great. Let's move. The sooner
the Danek is dead, the happier I am.
* Arcus tosses his sharpening rock to
Remy. "Here, use mine." ^_-
<Adek> I'm all for that, Gwen..
* Remy blinks and gets hit in the head
by the rock. :P
<Gwen> O_o Remy!
* Gwen look at Arcus.
<Gwen> What was that for?!
<Remy> Uhm.....ow? ^_^;
<Arcus> Nice catch Rem. :P
<Arcus> He said he wanted to rock,
so I gave him mine. ^_-
<Gwen> Um..all right...
* Arcus chuckles.
* Remy grumbles. :P
* Gwen walks off to the docks.
* Remy follows, muttering about needing
to wake up. :P
* Arcus sheathes his sword, walking towards
the docks with a grin on his face. ^_^
* Jade lemmings.
<Gwen> >> A good sized boat is waiting
for you at the Docks. Teefa, Natalya, and Rohan are watching it get prepped,
and Mylo is storing things on the boat.
* Remy grins. "Exxxxxxxcellent daaaaaahlingggg..."
* Remy rubs his hands together. :P
<Gwen> Mylo: Hi Remy =D Hang on a minute!
I'm almost odne!
<Remy> Kay, kid. ^_^
* Gwen hmms. "Know him?"
<Remy> Errr....yeah.... ^_^;
<Gwen> Teefa: Ah, you're early. Thanks
a lot.
<Gwen> Teefa nods to you all.
<Remy> He's my apprentice....
<Gwen> O_o When did this happen?
<Remy> Last night.. ^_^;
* Gwen chuckles.
* Arcus stifles a laugh. ^_^
* Remy mutters. :P
<Gwen> Teefa: We have a little hired
help today....
<Remy> Okay...yeah yeah yeah..laugh
at my soft side...feh.. :P
<Arcus> Who's the captain of this ship?
^_^
<Gwen> Teefa: Rohan hired a wizard
who is able to make the sea winds blow in our favor, rapidly increasing
our speed...
<Gwen> Teefa: I have no idea.
* Remy instantly looks suspicious..
<Gwen> Teefa: He should be coming soon.
<Remy> A wizard?
<Arcus> Hmm
<Remy> Hired? Hm.
<Gwen> Teefa: Oh don't worry. He's
part of the resistance.
<Gwen> Rohan: Um...
<Gwen> Rohan: He's not.
<Adek> Using wind magic to move a boat?
Is that totally.. reliable?
<Remy> Huh...
<Gwen> Natalya: O_o I thought he was!
* Remy smirks. "'den I don't trust 'im."
<Gwen> Rohan: No...but we have used
him before..
<Jade> This is a disaster waiting to
happen...
* Jade nods to Remy.
<Gwen> Rohan: Five times.
<Gwen> Rohan: You're safe.
<Jade> Famous frigging last words...
* Remy shakes his head.
* Arcus chuckles and moves towards the
helm.
<Remy> Well...if we gotta.....feh..
<Gwen> Rohan: It'll only take you a
day to get there....normally it will take you five...take your pick.
<Jade> We're gonna get tossed off and
eaten by some big sea monster.
* Remy chuckles.
<Arcus> That's the spirit! ^_-
<Gwen> Maybe Albert will come back
for....*Shudder* Albelone..
<Remy> Are you always this enthused,
Jade?
<Jade> Always, dear.
* Adek looks at Jade. "If we do, I imagine
we could give it a nice case of indigestion.."
* Jade smiles wryly.
<Remy> Gah....maybe that evil pirate
slut will come back. O_o
* Arcus leans up against the railing,
looking out to sea. ^_^
<Jade> I certainly hope so, Adek.
<Gwen> Mylo: All ready!
* Remy grins.
<Gwen> Rohan goes of to find the captain
<Gwen> Natayla: I want you guys to
be really careful!
<Remy> Uhm..
<Remy> Any reason why? :P
<Gwen> Natalya: Cuz..well...
<Gwen> Natalya: What kinda question
is that, anyway?
<Remy> I dunno, you tell me.
<Gwen> Rohan comes back, looking pale.
O_o
<Gwen> Rohan: Oh my god...what the
hell have I done?
<Gwen> Natalya: O_o What do you mean?
* Arcus smirks. ;)
<Jade> Yeah, what the hell HAVE you
done?
<Gwen> >> A old man comes wobbling
onto the dock. He smells of booze...even from far away...
* Arcus 's grin widens considerably. ;D
<Remy> Oh fuck.
<Gwen> Rohan: I hired from the wrong
sailing guild...
<Remy> No, really?
<Gwen> Rohan: They have no other sailors
availble till next week.
<Gwen> Rohan: If you wanna cop out,
I don't blame you.
<Jade> Wonderful...
* Arcus walks up to the Captain.
<Remy> If worse comes to worse, we
can use him as fish bait..
<Gwen> Teefa: But we gotta press on.
<Gwen> Drunk Sailor: O_o
<Jade> Why don't we just go and spend
5 days on the frigging boat?
* Remy looks amused by this all. ;)
<Gwen> Rohan: Oh, he's not the wizard.
<Gwen> Rohan: He is, though.
<Remy> Yeah...the wizard is actually
a threat.. ^_-
<Gwen> Rohan points to the figure walking
up the plank. He has short, yet almost white, hair, and elven ears.
<Gwen> >> He's also got silver eyes,
and is wearing a grey cape.
<Jade> QFM...
<Gwen> Figure: Am I late?
<Gwen> Rohan: No, get on the boat.
<Arcus> Not at all. ^_^
<Gwen> Figure: Of course.
<Gwen> Figure jumps on the boat.
* Remy looks warily at the mage. :P
<Gwen> Figure: Um...no offense sir...but
you need to get that "Mage in a cowl, must be evil" Stereotype out of you
mind, okay?
* Alen stands around watching everything
as though he was somewhere else. ^^;
<Jade> So, what's your name?
* Arcus chortles at it all. ^_^
<Gwen> Man:...Kane.
* Arcus presents himself to the Captain.
"Begin' yer pardon Cap'in sir, but could ya be usin' an extra hand on deck?"
^_-
* Remy smirks. "It ain't de cowl. It's
de fact you ain't trusted to me. But sure. As long as ya get us 'dere."
<Gwen> Drunk Sailor: Okay! *Hic!*
* Remy wanders to find Mylo. ^_^
<Gwen> Kane nods, and raises his hands.
"Hang on to something, all right?"
<Arcus> What are my orders, Cap'in
sir? ^_^
<Jade> Ooh, what a sexy name...
* Remy blinks and stops, holding onto...uh...
<Gwen> Mylo: Hi! ^_^
* Jade digs her claws into a mast
<Gwen> >> The ship moves with a jerk!
<Gwen> Phoebe: O_o
* Gwen hangs on to pole.
<Arcus> Woo hoo! ^_^
<Gwen> Drunk Sailor: YAAY!!!
* Remy slams into the railing. ^_^;
<Remy> Ow. Uhm...
<Gwen> Kane: I told you to hold on.
^_-
* Arcus heads up the mast to work on the
rigging.
<Gwen> >> The ship moves out of the
harbor, and into the river in record time!
<Remy> Feh.....today ain't my day..and
yet yesterday went wickedly..
* Adek stares at the sails, squinting.
"I wonder how hard it is to learn how to do that.."
<Gwen> Probably very hard, Adek..
* Arcus hangs onto the mast, working and
watching the world race by. ^_^
<Gwen> Mylo looks somewhat green.
<Gwen> Mylo: O_o I don't feel so good...
<Gwen> Mylo pukes....
<Jade> Don't even think about it...
<Gwen> Mylo pukes over the side like
a good little boy.
<Jade> Fuck! Fuck!
<Arcus> o~When the course is laid,
and the ancor's weighed.....a sailor's blood begins racing. o~
* Jade looks nauseated.
* Remy patpats Mylo on the back.
<Gwen> Mylo: Oooogh. X_X
<Gwen> Teefa is calm.
<Arcus> o~With our hearts unbound and
our flag unfurled, we're underway and off to see the world! o~
<Remy> Y'be okay, Mylo. Need ta get
de sea legs.
<Gwen> Mylo: O_o I know....
* Alen stands leaning against a railing,
enjoying the cool sea breeze blowing through his hair.
* Arcus continues to work and sing with
great gusto. ^_^
<Gwen> Drunk sailor begins to sing
very loudly. "Well fuck ma, and shoot pa, said barnicle bill the sailor!!!"
<Remy> Oh for the love of..
* Gwen laughs loudly.
* Remy snickers. :P
* Jade kicks the drunk sailor in the gut.
<Gwen> Drunk Sailor: Do it again! *hick!*
* Jade kicks him in the crotch.
<Jade> Now you can sing that lovely
tune in soprano.
<Gwen> >> You're already out of the
river, into the sea...
<Remy> Ow.
<Gwen> Drunk Sailor: Ooh, okay you
can stop now... O_o
* Remy feels the sailor's pain!
<Arcus> o~ Hey ho, we'll go, anywhere
the wind is blowing! o~
<Arcus> o~ Hoist the sail and sing!
o~
<Jade> Remy...
* Jade oogles.
* Alen goes over to Gwen.
<Gwen> Hey Alen..
<Alen> *poke poke*
<Gwen> Phoebe sings a little song of
her own, looking somewhat sad.
<Alen> Where were we going again? ^_^
<Arcus> o~ There are distant lands,
with burning sands, that fall across the ocean. o~
<Gwen> Well, Lorath Castle.
<Arcus> o~ There are bingo games every
fun-filled day! And margaritas on the midnight buffet. o~ ^_-
<Alen> Oh...
<Remy> Margaritas...
<Alen> What for? ^_^
<Jade> Margaritas...
<Gwen> To kill a clone. ^_^
<Arcus> o~ Hey ho, we'll go, anywhere
the wind is blowing. o~
<Jade> I want margaritas...
<Remy> Me too...hrmph..
<Arcus> o~ Should have, took a train!
Sailing for adventure on the bounding main! o~
<Alen> To kill margaritas. O_o
* Gwen listen to Arcus, chuckling.
<Gwen> Where's Zeath?
<Remy> To kill a clone, Alen. We drink
margaritas.. :P
<Adek> Not if we have good sense, we
don't..
* Zeth is still asleep on Gwen's shoulder.
* Gwen scoots to Remy and sits by him.
<Remy> Hi 'dere, chere. Enjoyin' de
cruise?
<Gwen> >> You see the Island of Bani
sail by.
* Remy raises an eyebrow.
<Arcus> o~ The salty breezes whipser,
who knows what lies ahead? o~
<Arcus> o~ I just know I was born to
lead the life my father led. o~
* Jade eyes Gwen and Remy.
<Gwen> Very much.
* Alen paces up and down the deck.
* Jade smirks discreetly.
<Alen> Bored bored bored...
<Arcus> o~ The stars will be our compass,
where ever we may roam. o~
<Gwen> Phoebe looks out into the sea.
<Arcus> o~ And our mates will always
be...just like a family... o~
* Remy leans his head back and stares
at the sky. "Family...feh."
<Arcus> o~ And though we may put into
port, the sea is always home! o~
* Alen leans over the railing again.
<Gwen> Drunk sailor snores..he's fallen
asleep. O_O
<Remy> Oh by the gods! Quickly! Someone
toss him overboard! Now's the time!
<Arcus> o~ Hey ho, we'll go, anywhere
the wind is blowing. o~
* Jade laughs...
<Arcus> o~ Bold, and brave, and free.
o~
<Arcus> o~ Sailing for adventure....
o~
<Arcus> o~ Sailing for adventure...
o~
* Alen toddles over beside Phoebe.
<Gwen> Drunk Sailor wakes up and sings
with Arcus. O_o
<Arcus> o~ On...the...deep...blue...sea!
o~
<Gwen> Kane: We're almost there. The
wind is really on your side today, adventurers...
<Gwen> Phoebe looks at Alen sadly...
<Gwen> Phoebe: Hey there...
<Remy> Hrmph...just want ta be back
on firm ground..
<Alen> Hi. =/
* Arcus snakes his way down the mast with
a flourish. ^_^
<Alen> Do you like it...?
<Gwen> Phoebe: Like what?
<Alen> The sea...
<Gwen> Phoebe: Yes...but it reminds
me of...
<Gwen> Phoebe is silent..
* Arcus goes to converse with some of
the sailors. ^_^
<Alen> I understand what you mean...
<Alen> It always brings back sad memories
to me... everybody I knew has died, and people come and go, but the sea
remains the same throughout...
* Remy admires Gwen's beauty discreetly.
^_-
<Alen> I wonder if it will ever change,
oncee I die... when I die...
<Gwen> Phoebe: Yeah...you're right..
* Arcus trades jokes and stories with
the crew.
<Gwen> Pheobe: The sea almost killed
him...
<Remy> Damnit, are we there yet?
* Jade walks over to the drunk sailor
and starts laughing hysterically in his face.
<Alen> He got rescued by a fisherman,
right?
<Gwen> Phoebe: Yes...
<Jade> Your name is MUFFIN?
<Gwen> Drunk Sailor: O_o No. It's Buttercup.
Why?
<Adek> ..no wonder he's drunk..
<Alen> I never liked him, the way I
knew him.. I mean, this Pottle- I didn't really know the other Pottle,
or the one... um...
<Alen> How do you say... -_-
* Jade laughs harder.
<Gwen> Phoebe: He's nice.....you'll
see someday...
<Gwen> >> The boat pulls into port...
<Remy> 'bout frickin' time.
* Arcus throws out the port line to the
dock.
<Alen> I hope so..
<Remy> Please put your trays into an
upright position. ^_^
<Gwen> Drunk Sailor: Enough making
fun of my name, ya know? Get off the 'Swanky George'! Now! :P
<Adek> That was quick..
* Alen gives the sea a last, sad look
and goes over to the disembarking side.
* Remy leaps off the boat. O_o
* Arcus salutes to the captain, and disembarks.
^_^
<Gwen> Kane: Good luck to you people.
You'll need it.
<Jade> Thanks, buddy.
<Arcus> Ah, what a delightful trip.
^_^
* Remy lands on the ground, crouched.
<Alen> Heehee. Thank you. -_-;
* Zeth wakes up.
<Remy> Mylo! Kiddo!
<Gwen> Teefa: Ready everyone?
<Gwen> Mylo: Here!
* Jade launches herself over the side
of the boat, landing smoothly on the ground.
<Remy> Great. ^_-
* Zeth flits back to Arcus.
<Gwen> Teefa: It wouldn't surprise
me if Jeal was on to us...we need to be careful...
<Arcus> (to Zeth) Have a good nap?
^_-
<Alen> As son as you are. ^_^
<Remy> We're always careful, aren't
we?
* Remy grins wryly.
<Arcus> Heh. ^_-
<Gwen> Teefa doesn't answer. Only sighs.
-_-
<Gwen> Phoebe: Off we go. ^_^
<Gwen> Phoebe seems to be in better
spirits now.
<Jade> Off to see the wizard...
<Remy> The wonderful wizard of Oz.
:P
<Arcus> Off to meet grinning evil death
wish a bouquet of yellow roses and a smile. ^_-
* Remy bows lightly and motions for everyone
to start off. ^_^
<Remy> Let us go. ^_-
<Gwen> Teefa leads the pack. The poeple
look at you warily..
* Arcus heads into town, following merrily.
^_^
* Remy follows, keeping an eye on Mylo
and on Gwen. ;)
<Gwen> >> You travel out of town into
the open road..
<Remy> Countryside..
<Remy> Nice..
<Arcus> Smell that country air. ^_^
<Arcus> Just don't suck a hornet up
yer nose. ^_-
* Remy laughs.
<Adek> We'll keep that in mind, Arcus.
<Gwen> Mylo: So what are we doing?
<Alen> I don't know. ^_^
* Arcus looks at Mylo. "Thisaway!" ^_-
<Remy> Ah, kid...we're gonna whump
some evil jerks..
* Arcus laughs.
* Adek looks at Mylo, then to Remy. "Is
this really wise?"
<Gwen> Mylo: O_o Really....? Can I
come!!
<Alen> But I trust them all implicitly...
I know we'll end up in some kind of insane situation and have to fight
the bad guys. =D
<Gwen> Teefa: Of course not. He wouldn't
listen to me though.
* Remy 's eyes are a bit shadowed...
* Arcus hums a good traveling tune.
<Remy> I'll protect 'im..
<Adek> It's one thing to have him travel
with us.. but should we drag him into danger? Meaning no disrespect, Mylo,
you don't look like you've had much combat experience..
<Gwen> Mylo: But why are we beating
bad guys?
<Arcus> See, nothing to worry about
then. ^_^
<Jade> Because it's fun to kick their
asses...
<Gwen> Mylo: I'm just following my
master, sir!
* Remy sighs and looks away, face torn
with pain..
<Arcus> Because if we didn't, our rating
would plunge. ^_^
<Alen> Because we have to do so or
they beat us instead!
<Jade> Don't worry, he isn't going
to die...
<Jade> He's too happy to die.
* Gwen puts a hand on Remy's shoulder.
<Gwen> Maybe it's best to keep him
out of this one?
* Remy twitches.
* Adek stares at Mylo, then sighs, rolling
his eyes heavenward.
<Remy> Fine.
<Remy> Mylo, you gotta stay outta dis
one.
<Gwen> Mylo: Argh :/ Okay.
<Jade> Drama much, Adek?
<Gwen> Mylo: ^_^ Next time, then?
* Remy nods.
<Gwen> >> You pass by the fortress
of Gilan...
* Arcus puts a hand on Mylo's shoulder.
"I'll kick 'em a few times in your honor." ^_^
<Gwen> >> Marching onward!
* Adek glances at Jade. "Excuse me?"
<Gwen> Mylo: Really? =D Cool!!
<Jade> Nothing, nothing...
* Arcus winks at Mylo, then moves on.
^_-
* Remy is silent, eyes clouded. :\
<Gwen> >> As you near Lorath Castle.
You notice that the Castle is completely fortified...meaning it's totally
closed off...Which is odd, since Lorath is an open castle-city...
<Gwen> It's okay Remy...
<Arcus> They've renovated recently.
^_-
<Alen> Let's go and knock. ^_^
<Gwen> Teefa: Sandor...er...clonie...wants
poeple out...
<Adek> Something tells me we're not
going in the front gate.
* Alen toddles over to the main gate.
<Remy> Yeah...lets go....feh. :P
* Gwen grins... ^_^
<Gwen> I got an idea...
* Remy lightens a bit. ^_-
<Gwen> Mylo...
* Arcus skips to the main gate. ^_^
<Gwen> ^_^ Are you aglie?
<Alexis> No fortification is a match
for me! I'll just sneak in and throw open the gate...
<Gwen> Mylo: Yeah, sorta...Why?
<Remy> De kid was a thief...he probably
is...
<Jade> No...
<Arcus> Somebody got a brush? ^_^
<Jade> No, don't even think about it,
we don't know what's going on in there.
<Gwen> ^_^ Can you climb the wall if
I give you this rope and open the gate?
<Arcus> I can't impersonate a Filler
Brushman without one. ^_-
<Gwen> Mylo: ^_^ Of course I can!
<Gwen> He's a thief...he can probably
sneak past anything.
<Jade> No! Goddamnit!
<Gwen> We've got no other choice right
now.
<Gwen> Remy, you're up for this?
<Adek> Do you REALLY think they're
stupid enough to leave the gate unguarded? Opening that will be.. well..
conspicuous.
<Jade> Sending him over there all by
himself?
* Remy is deep in thought..
* Jade nods to Adek...
<Gwen> ^_^ No...of course not alone...
<Gwen> You're going with him Jade.
<Alexis> Let me do it. I know
what I'm doin'.
<Jade> Good.
<Gwen> And Alexis.
<Gwen> You go too...
<Arcus> Ah ha ^_^
<Gwen> We'll wait here.
<Arcus> In goes the A-Team. ^_-
<Alexis> Just me... the fewer the better...
it'll be just a second.
<Gwen> Wait! Alexis. O_o
<Alexis> What?
<Gwen> O_o Alone?
<Alexis> Yeah. Trust me.
* Alexis grins a wicked grin...
<Gwen> >> Alen toddles off, but you
don't notice.
<Gwen> ....okay.
* Remy chuckles. :P
* Gwen waits.
<Gwen> Mylo feels cheated O_o
* Alexis sprints off...
==Cut Scene==
<Gwen> >> With great Aglity, Alexis
climbs the wall, and jumps onto the top of the castle...
<Gwen> >> A few soldiers are around,
but most of them are goofing off.
<Gwen> >> Find the switch to open the
gate!
* Alexis stealthily avoids the soldiers...
and makes her way to the main gate, and has a look see...
<Gwen> >> A switch is there. But the
Soldier there is awake...and seems to be doing his job...
* Alexis draws one of her old short swords
and throws it right at his head with deadly accuracy!
<Gwen> >> It hits! O_o
<Gwen> >> His head goes splat! O_o
* Alexis runs up and quickly opens the
gate. ^_^
<Gwen> >> The gate opens, but as Alexis
turns to leave..the guards sneak up behind her, and grab her! O_o
* Alexis kicks them and attempts to squirm
out of their grasp...
==End Cut Scene==
<Gwen> >>The gate opens... ^_^
<Gwen> Mylo: She did it =D
<Gwen> Phoebe: Let's go!
<Remy> Exxxxxxcellent.
<Adek> Question is, how many people
noticed?
* Gwen rushes inside!
<Gwen> ....
* Remy follows Gwen.
<Gwen> C'mon!
* Arcus hurries inside.
* Adek firmly grips the hilt of his sword,
following Gwen in.
* Jade follows Gwen, wondering where Alexis
is...
<Gwen> >> "Not so fast, my pansy sucking
little otters!"
<Remy> Pansy sucking otters?
<Arcus> You promised not to tell! ^_-
<Adek> That's the STUPIDEST insult
I've ever heard..
<Gwen> >> A Captain of the Guards apears
before you.
* Remy draws his bo.
<Gwen> Captain: I wouldn't go on, if
I was you...
<Gwen> >> Ten soldiers appear behind
you, with Alexis in tow! O_o
<Arcus> Ah, he is da ejdubicated one.
^_-
<Remy> Fuck.
<Jade> Whee...
<Arcus> How nice of them to escort
us in like this. ^_-
<Jade> Let's fight.
<Gwen> Alex...sigh.
<Gwen> Teefa: No time!
<Gwen> Teefa: I'll take care of them,
you go inside!
<Arcus> If you say so. ^_-
<Adek> You sure?
<Gwen> Teefa, with deadly accuracy,
kills the guard that held Alex!
* Remy nods..
<Gwen> Teefa: Go!
<Gwen> Teefa: I'll distract them!
<Gwen> Mylo pulls out his knives.
* Jade looks crestfallen.
<Adek> Good luck, then.. come on, guys!
We have a certain clone to deal with, don't we?
<Gwen> Yes! Let's go!
* Remy raises an eyebrow at Mylo. "Yeah.
Lets rock!"
* Arcus makes a run for it! "Gangway!"
:D
* Jade starts running.
<Gwen> Mylo: Go Master. ^_^ Teefa will
take care of me.
<Gwen> Mylo: I'm gonna stay here and
help her. ^_^
* Jade stops...
* Remy hesitates..
<Remy> Feh.
<Jade> I'd feel better if he came with
us.
<Remy> It's not yours to discuss. Lets
go,.
* Remy runs for it.
* Adek moves.
* Jade fumes...
<Gwen> >> You're now inside the castle...you
gotta find the throne room...but where is it?
* Jade starts uttering profanities that
would make the devil blush.
<Arcus> Ennie, meenie, miney, larry,
curly, and moe.... ^_-
<Gwen> >> You see stairs in the center,
one door leading left, and one leading right
<Jade> Great.
<Adek> What kind of idiotic castle
doesn't place the throne room in a central location?
<Jade> Every single goddamn castle
in this world, just to make it a pain in the ass.
<Adek> ..and what are the odds on the
clone being unguarded? I say we have our work cut out for us..
<Gwen> Phoebe blinks. "Should we look
around?"
<Arcus> Let's not debate too long,
shall we? ^_-
<Arcus> I say pick a direction and
go.
<Remy> Lets go. Faster we get this
done, the faster we get out.
<Gwen> Right door?
<Gwen> I say right.
<Arcus> Sounds good. *Runs for it*
* Gwen runs in.
* Adek looks to the left. "Maybe.. oh
well."
* Adek follows.
* Jade lemmings.
<Gwen> >> A room with several beds
and pots greet you.
<Remy> O_o
<Gwen> A door is straight ahead.
* Arcus checks the pots for a throne room.
^_-
<Remy> This would be helpful if we
were having an orgy.
<Arcus> Sandooor....are you in there?
^_-
<Jade> Only if we pushed them all together...
* Gwen sighs.
* Gwen goes in the next door.
<Remy> C'mon, guys :P
* Jade follows Gwen.
* Remy follows Gwen.
* Arcus hustles after the others.
<Gwen> >> A room with tables greets
you. Doors lead left and right.
<Arcus> Pick a direction...
<Adek> Left?
<Jade> Left.
<Arcus> Left it is. *Runs for it*
* Adek watches one door suddenly vanish.
"Left."
<Gwen> You go left! A room with only
pots greet you. A maid is seen cleaning the pots.
<Gwen> Maid: Why hello. ^_^
<Remy> Oh christ. :P
<Gwen> Maid: Can I help you?
<Remy> Yes, where is the throne room.
^_^
<Arcus> Hi, you haven't seen a throne
room around here have you? ^_-
* Remy flashes a winning smile at the
maid. ^_^
<Gwen> Maid: Do you have an appointment?
<Gwen> What? O_o
<Gwen> Phoebe: Sigh.
<Arcus> Absolutely. ^_^
<Remy> An appointment? O_o
<Gwen> Maid: ^_^ You're lying.
<Gwen> Maid: Go find it yourself! :P
<Gwen> Maid scurries off..
<Arcus> Suit yourself. ^_^
<Adek> It's a matter of the utmost
urgency.. appointment or not, we HAVE to.. dammit.
<Arcus> Let's keep going. ^_-
* Arcus hurries on.
<Adek> Back we go..
* Remy mutters.
<Gwen> >> You run into another table
with chairs. A door only leads down. Go into it!
* Gwen goes into the door.
<Remy> This is a fucking rats maze!!!
<Remy> Gaaarhrhhh!
<Gwen> >> Another room with beds is
there.
* Arcus heads down the stairs, grinning.
^_^
<Gwen> >> The door leads down again.
* Remy growls. :P
<Arcus> They like beds here don't they?
^_-
<Jade> Apparently.
<Gwen> Phoebe: The living quarters..
<Gwen> >> You're back where you started!
O_o But you come out of the left door.
<Jade> Jesus H Christ on a bike...
<Adek> Well.. you have to sleep somewhere.
But why they put the bedrooms right at the front I'll never know..
<Arcus> Ha! Let's try the stairs, shall
we? ^_-
* Alen comes walking through the right
door, munching an apple reflectively.
<Gwen> .....well, that leaves only
the stairs! ^_^ That was pointless! Let's go!
<Alen> Oh, hey guys. ^_^
<Gwen> Alen, where have you been?
* Arcus hustles his tushie upstairs. ^_^
<Alen> I'm kinda lost, do you know
where the throne room is? =)
<Gwen> Upstairs!
* Jade goes for the stairs.
<Remy> Fehhh..
* Gwen runs up the stairs.
* Remy follows :P
<Alen> Oh, um... everywhere. =D
* Alen follows.
<Gwen> >> You appear in a small room.
The door is open, showing a red carpeted hallway...
<Remy> Red carpet!
<Remy> This is it :P
<Gwen> King!
<Jade> Yay, most surely an indication
of a throne room...
<Arcus> Ah ha, red carpet, how diagnostic.
^_-
* Jade runs down the red carpet.
<Gwen> It's only hallway to the kings
room...
* Arcus hurries along.
<Gwen> Suddenly, three guards jump
in front of you!
* Arcus jumps!
<Alexis> >> Combat!
<Gwen> Guards: You're not going anywhere!
== COMBAT!! ==
* Gwen pulls out her spear.
<Jade> Here we go...
* Alen readies his magic.
<Alexis> >> 3 Guards!
* Remy hauls out his bo.
<Gwen> Phoebe raises her staff.
<Remy> Lets rockkkkk!!!
<Adek> Don't be fools! You're.. oh..
forget it! Just forget it!
<Jade> Hopefully these ones won't self
destruct on us...
* Arcus unsheathes his sword.
<Gwen> Or the clone. -_-
* Adek half rips his sword from its sheath.
* Jade gives Adek an odd look.
<Alexis> >> Sunny stands there staring
blankly at the wall!
<Alexis> >> Phoebe's attack!
<Jade> *sigh*
* Remy thwaps Sunny on the head with his
bo :P
* Jade thwacks Sunny on the back of the
head.
<Gwen> Sunny's on crack again...
<Remy> Lovely..
<Jade> Yeah, her brain's gonna be swiss
cheesed by the time she's 15...
* Remy grins recklessly..
<Arcus> Hey, at the very least she
can suck up fire. ^_-
<Gwen> Phoebe raises her staff, a pink
hue forms on it, and she casts it at Guard A! "Projection!"
<Remy> Hrmph. ^_-
<Alexis> >> Phoebe casts Projection!
Guard 1 takes 225 damage! Slain!
<Remy> O_o
<Gwen> Phoebe snickers. ^_^
* Jade slashes at Guard 2.
* Adek blinks. "That was.. whoa..."
<Arcus> Oooh...do it again. ^_-
<Alexis> >> Jade attacks Guard 2!
<Alexis> >> Attack 1 - 35 damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 2 - Miss!
<Jade> Feh...
<Alexis> >> Attack 3 - 41 damage!
<Alexis> >> Gwen's attack!
* Remy twirls his bo, glaring at......Guard
2. :P
* Gwen attacks Guard two!
<Alexis> >> Gwen attacks Guard 2.
<Alexis> >> Critical! 104 damage!
Slain!
<Gwen> Hah!
* Remy leaps at the last guard and blows
ash into his eyes! ;) "Night night!"
<Alexis> >> Remy casts Ash! Guard
3 is KOed!
* Remy smirks. ^_-
<Gwen> Pushovers. ^_^
<Adek> Is it just me, or have they
not made a move yet?
* Arcus rushes forward and slashes twice
diagonally at his target!
<Gwen> No, that is why I said 'pushovers.'
<Remy> This could be a bad thing, maybe.
:P
<Jade> We deserve some pushovers after
getting guts spewed all over us in the last battle...
<Arcus> Hi. ^_^
<Alexis> >> Arcus attacks Guard 3!
<Alexis> >> Attack 1 - 31 damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 2 - Critical! 57
damage!
<Arcus> Maybe this is just their third
string they're sending out. ^_-
<Adek> Looks more like their 8th..
<Alexis> >> Guard 3 wakes up...
* Arcus leaps back to join the others.
* Gwen pokes the Ko'ed guard. "Are you
dead y....No, I guess you aren't!"
* Remy chuckles.
* Adek lunges for the guard, aiming for
his neck.
<Gwen> Get 'em!
<Alexis> >> Adek attacks Guard 3!
<Alexis> >> Attack 1 - 61 damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 2 - Critical! 130
damage!
<Remy> Hoo hah!
<Alexis> >> Slain!
<Gwen> Bye. ^_^
* Gwen puts her spear away.
== VICTORY! All members gain 150 Exp, 75 Gp, 15 Tp! ==
<Gwen> Onward!
* Remy twirls his bo and grins, quickly
putting it away ^_^
* Arcus sheathes his sword with a flourish
^_^
<Remy> Lets continue. ^_-
* Jade wipes the blood off her claws.
* Adek wipes his sword off on the guard's
body. "Oh well. That was invigorating."
<Arcus> Onward and upward! ^_^
<Alen> ^_^
<Gwen> Who want to open the door?
<Remy> I will!
* Remy saunters forward and with great
flourish, opens the door. ^_^
<Arcus> Oh Lucy, I'm home! ^_-
<Alexis> Sandor: Shut up, you fool!
<Gwen> >> The door opens with a creak.
Sandor sits on this throne. His hair is shorter (Thank the gods) but he
seems....surprised.
<Alexis> Sandor: I'm impressed, you
made it this far.
* Gwen shuts Arcus up.
* Arcus grins, despite Gwen's efforts.
;D
<Gwen> I'm impressed no one figured
you out sooner, you fake.
* Remy lets Gwen do the talking... ^_-
<Alen> Thank you. ^_^
<Alexis> Sandor: I'm impressed you're
not dead by now.
<Jade> We're all very impressed about
something, that's evident.
<Alexis> Sandor: Of course... you will
be soon... ah.. the irony...
<Remy> And I'm impressed we haven't
run out of things to be impressed by. :P
<Gwen> Phoebe: I'm impressed this clone
has the common sense to chop off his hair! ^_^
<Arcus> How impressive. ^_-
<Gwen> Phoebe's smile melts. "Where
is he?"
<Alexis> Sandor: Heh... I'm not
going to tell you a thing, bitch.
<Gwen> Phoebe: You'd better...or I'll
make you.
<Remy> You'll talk when my bo is halfway
up your nostril, prick.
<Arcus> Actually, you just did. ^_^
* Gwen smiles at Arcus. "That's true,
actually."
* Arcus winks at Gwen. ^_-
<Alexis> Sandor: You'll make me?
Hardly... you'll make an amusing corpse though...
* Remy narrows his eyes a bit for no reason.
:P
<Gwen> Phoebe: We'll see who's the
corpse!
* Gwen let's Phoebe talk. -_-
<Adek> A shame you'll have to spend
a number of years in the afterlife before you see us as corpses.. if you
ever have a soul!
<Arcus> Ha! Ho! Parry! Dodge! Thrust!
Spin!
<Remy> Adek translation: You're going
to die before us.
* Remy grins.
<Alexis> Sandor: So we shall!
Have at you!
== COMBAT!! ==
<Alexis> * Sandor lets out an
ear splitting roar as the human facade melts away!
<Jade> Dammit...what if this one blows
up too?
* Gwen clutches her ears. "Now that was
useful!"
<Alexis> >> Sandor: 1
<Remy> Agh...not like I needed my heeeeearing!!
* Gwen is being sarcastic. :)
* Adek looks at Remy, a grin almost, but
not quite, touching his face. "Very astute. Keep that other nostril open..
I think my sword might fit well next to your bo."
* Arcus draws his sword, quickly.
* Remy chuckles.
<Alexis> >> Sandor's attack!
<Alexis> >> Sandor casts Universal
Mind!
<Gwen> Phoebe: My ears are bleeding
D:
<Alexis> >>Phoebe's attack!
<Gwen> Phoebe casts Shock!
<Alexis> >> Phoebe casts Shock!
197 Damage!
<Gwen> Phoebe: Take that!
<Arcus> I can growl too! See? Gerg!
Ook! Warg! Sloober! Gackle!
* Remy narrows his eyes, serious...
* Remy eyes the enemy coolly.
<Gwen> Phoebe spits in the Clone's
general direction, enraged!
<Alexis> >> Universal Mind takes effect!
Phoebe takes 197 damage! Slain!
<Gwen> O_o
<Gwen> Holy shit...not again!
<Arcus> Whoa! Nice trick! o_O
<Remy> Agh, fuck.
<Alen> -_-
* Adek gapes. "Did I just see what I THINK
I just saw?"
<Alexis> >> Jade attacks Sandor!
<Alexis> >> Attack 1 - 26 damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 2 - 24 damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 3 - 29 damage!
* Adek stares at the downed Phoebe, then
looks at the clone, his expression mock-friendly. "Oh, DO have fun in hell,
clone."
<Alexis> >> Universal Mind takes effect!
Jade takes 29 damage!
* Gwen growls.
<Arcus> Hmm....
<Gwen> ^^; We're fucked...
<Remy> Yeah! Say hi to Bill Clintion
fer me, dickface!
<Gwen> Unless this spell wears off!
<Remy> Go Gwen, go Gwen.. :P
<Alexis> Sandor: You're finished!
Best you give up now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
<Arcus> Not likely. ^_-
<Jade> What the fuck?
* Gwen casts Fast!
<Remy> Clone, shut the hell up you
worthless piece of genetically engineered trash!
<Jade> Really...that laugh is so cliche...
<Gwen> Yeah, you tell me.
<Jade> Try for a Bwihihihihih, or something
more creative...
<Gwen> Or a fuhoohoo.
<Remy> Or fwee hee hee
<Arcus> How about, Gweehurglecacklewugglemurbleooph?
<Jade> That's a good one too.
<Gwen> Or bloobloobloo.
<Alen> Why don't we focus in the fight?
Calling it silly names won't beat it. ^^;
<Jade> No, that one's no good.
<Arcus> No, but its more gratifying
this way. ^_-
* Gwen shrugs.
<Alexis> >> Gwen casts Fast!
Dodge rate increased!
<Adek> We have to look for a way to
stop that spell of his... any ideas?
<Arcus> Hmm......
* Remy raises a hand and fire flashes
around it...
* Remy thrusts his hand out to the clone
and it gets pelted with fire!
<Gwen> Remy! Wait!
<Gwen> O_o
<Alexis> >> Remy casts Flame Bolt on
Sandor! 23 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Universal Mind deals 23
damage to Remy!
<Gwen> O_O Remy!!
* Arcus thinks...
<Alexis> >> Arcus' attack!
<Jade> I don't suppose anyone has a
reflect spell or anything?
<Jade> Because that would be really
useful.
* Arcus holds out his hand to Zeth. "Zeth!
To me!"
<Arcus> *Zeth is transformed into a
streak of blue, green, and sliver light, and buries himself into Arcus'
chest!*
* Arcus is transformed! He grows large
luminous wings, and his features become more serpentine. His clothing changes
as well, and takes on more of an Aztec look, with scale mail and feathers
adorning his armor!
*** Arcus is now known as Zarthus
* Zarthus flies high into the air, like
an avenging bird of prey...
<Alexis> >> Arcus melds with Zeth!
* Zarthus snarls with animal-like fury!
<Alexis> >> Alen's attack!
<Gwen> God...that'd be nice..
* Alen points his index finger at the
first soldier, some crackling, pinkish bolts of energy beginning to form
and collide on the tip...
* Alen lets go a nasty blast of electricity
at Clone! "Projection!"
<Alexis> >> Alem casts Projection!
34 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Universal Mind takes effect!
Alen takes 34 damage!
* Adek half-shrugs, then charges at the
clone, swinging.
<Alen> Ouch...
<Gwen> We need Phoebe back to heal,
dammit!
* Alen feel kind of about to fall down,
with 4 HP left. ^^;
* Jupiter narrows his eyes and twirls
his bo..
<Alexis> >> Adek attacks!
<Alexis> >> Attack 1 - 42 damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 2 - 46 damage!
* Jade eyes Adek.
<Jade> What kinda steroids have you
been taking?
<Gwen> Adek is gonna get smashed....
<Alexis> >> Sandor's attack...
<Gwen> Hmm?
<Alexis> Sandor: Rage and Hatred wither
away your soul! Condemn!
<Remy> Condemn? O_o
<Gwen> Oh fuck. O_o
<Zarthus> Grrrr.....
<Alexis> >> Sandor condemns Gwen!
Failed!
<Alen> Uh oh...
* Gwen phews.
* Adek jumps back, looking for the backlash.
"Why didn't it..?"
<Alen> ^^;
<Remy> Feh..condemn, eh? Oooh...I'm
shaking...
<Zarthus> Ssss.....the magic is not
indefinite then.....
<Gwen> Was that supposed to hurt?
<Zarthus> Grr.....he must recast it
for it to take effect!
<Adek> You know, that codemnation would
have been WAY more impressive if it had worked..
<Gwen> ^_^ Feeeeeel the burn.
<Alexis> >> Jade attacks!
* Jade rakes her claws across Sandor's
body again.
<Alexis> >> Attack 1 - 28 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 2 - 29 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 3 - 29 Damage!
* Gwen attack the clone!
* Remy grins lightly, watching Gwen. ;)
<Alexis>> >> Gwen attacks! 35
Damage
* Gwen leaps back.
* Alen takes out his bow.
<Remy> Impressssssive...my turn!
* Remy leaps at the clone and lands crouched.
He stands quickly and twirls his bo, smacking it upside the clone's face!
* Remy leaps back!
<Alexis> >> Remy attacks! Critical!
36 Damage!
* Adek watches Jade. "You know, that's
a really interesting technique.. quick.."
* Jade raises an eyebrow at Adek.
<Gwen> Does anyone have a mandicore?
* Gwen points to the downed Phoebe.
<Zarthus> Ssss.....nooo.....Grrr.....
* Jade rummages in her pockets.
<Alexis> >> Alen's attack!
<Alen> Herbal extracts here. ^_^
<Remy> Zarthus.....can you smile? ^_^
* Zarthus flashes a forced serpentine
grin at Remy.
* Adek frowns, trying to work something
out in his mind, then shakes his head and mutters "It'd never work.. wouldn't
be able to get enough force into each swing."
* Remy chuckles.
* Alen fishes out an arrow deftly from
the quiver hanging over his shoulder, and lets loose a couple of arrows
aimed precisely at the Clone's neck! (or whatever resembles a neck closely)
<Alen> Snap shot!
<Alexis> >> Alen casts Snap Shot!
28 Damage!
<Jade> Force is the important thing...
<Jade> I thought I had a mandacore...
<Jade> I thought I picked one up from
that treasure chest.
* Zarthus dives down at the clone, shrieking
horribly!
<Alexis> >> Arcus Attacks!
<Alexis> >> Attack 1 - 16 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 2 - 22 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Adek's attack!
* Zarthus swoops up and back to the group,
clone
ichor trailing from his sword.
<Gwen> That's gross.
* Remy chuckles lightly..
* Adek darts in as Zarthus moves out,
swinging wildly.
<Zarthus> Grr......
<Alexis> >> Adek Attacks!
<Alexis> >> Attack 1 - 34 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 2 - 47 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Sandor's attack...
<Alexis> >> Sandor casts Universal
Mind!
* Remy growls.
* Gwen braces herself.
<Remy> God fucking damnit
<Jade> Goddamnit.
<Gwen> -_- Damn.
<Adek> Oh, hell. AGAIN?
<Alexis> Sandor: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're doomed! Fools!
<Jade> You stupid ugly dumb bastard.
<Gwen> ...O_o That's it!
<Zarthus> Grr....take this time to
restore yourselves!
<Gwen> Guys! Defend yourselves till
the spell wears off!
<Adek> You know, if we just sat here
while he did that..
<Remy> Uhm...but..
<Zarthus> Let him waste his own effortsss......
<Jade> Hmmm....
* Jade thinks.
<Remy> Damn, Zar...y'need to get someone
to examine that lisp.
<Gwen> Jade....bloodlust later.
<Jade> Yeah, you're right...
<Zarthus> Sss.....
* Jade crouches in a defensive manner,
or something to that effect. ;)
<Alexis> >> Jade Defends!
* Gwen defends!
<Alexis> >> Gwen Defends!
* Remy growls softly..
* Remy hesitates.. :P
* Remy defends reluctantly.. :P
<Alexis> >> Remy Defends!
<Gwen> ^_^
<Gwen> You go Rem.
<Gwen> See? We can all be smart when
we wanna be.
* Zarthus traces a glowing figure in the
air with a claw. It flashes once and is absorbed in Zarthus.
<Alexis> >> Arcus casts Vim!
<Alexis> >> Reaction speed raised!
<Zarthus> Ghurr........
* Adek touches the tip of his sword to
his forehead, then points it at the clone. His gaze slowly travels the
length of the blade, then fixes coldly on the clone.
* Adek lowers it back into a fighting
stance, murmuring ."Ready.."
<Alexis> >> Adek casts Kiai Slice!
Hit% Up!
<Alexis> >> Sandor's attack!
<Alexis> Sandor: Cloud of Bane go forth!
<Gwen> O_o
<Zarthus> Ragh!
<Remy> Cloud of Bane? O_o
* Adek sighs. "Do we HAVE to fight someone
who has funny-sounding attacks?"
<Jade> Sheee-it, I can sense this is
gonna be fun... -_-
<Gwen> At least he's not going 'bloobloobloo.'
<Adek> ..yet.
<Alexis> >> Sandor casts Bane Cloud!
Adek is Poisoned! Alen is Poisoned! Jade is Poisoned!
Zarthus is Poisoned!
<Alexis> >> Said individuals take 1
point of damage!
<Remy> O_o
<Gwen> O_o
<Zarthus> Aaaargh!
<Jade> You stupid mother--
<Gwen> Adek! Alen! Jade! Zarthus!
<Alen> Gag... ewwq...
* Adek makes a face. "Suddenly, I don't
feel so good.."
<Jade> Has his thing worn off yet?
<Jade> er...his spell...
<Adek> I'd assume so...
<Zarthus> It sssshould......
<Gwen> Try it Jade...
* Jade attacks.
<Jade> Very well, I shall be the guinea
pig...
<Gwen> Do it with Pride!
<Jade> If I die, I'm kicking your asses
later...
<Zarthus> Ssss....
<Alexis> >> Jade Attacks!
<Alexis> >> Attack 1 - 31 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 2 - Critical! 51
Damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 3 - 25 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Universal Mind Takes effect!
25 Damage!
<Gwen> ....oh fuck
<Remy> Fuck :P
<Gwen> Maybe it's a number of hits...?
<Alexis> >> Poison deals said individuals
2 damage...
<Gwen> Sorry Jade...
<Zarthus> Rgh!
<Jade> You bastards. :P
<Adek> Damn.. what a..
* Jade coughs...
<Alen> Ahhgh...
<Jade> Well, I dunno about the rest
of you, but currently I feel like shit run over twice...
<Gwen> I feel fine. ^_^
<Gwen> I haven't been hit once.
* Alen struggles to remain conscious.
* Remy grumbles. :P
* Zarthus flies forward, teeth bared in
a snarl of rage!
* Adek looks sick. "Shut up, Gwen."
<Gwen> I'm not trying to be smug....well...yes
i am. Sorry.
* Remy pokes Gwen in the shoulder..
<Gwen> Yes?
* Zarthus sinks his jaws into the clone's
flesh!
<Alexis> >> Zarthus casts Poison!
Failed!
<Gwen> What is it Remy?
<Remy> Smile, babe. ^_-
* Gwen does. ^_^
<Alexis> >> Said individuals take 4
damage...
<Alexis> >> Alen is slain...
* Alen falls in a heap on the carpet.
* Zarthus flies back, spitting clone bits
out of his mouth.
<Gwen> This thing needs to die ....fast.
<Remy> Beautiful when ya smile.. ;)
<Remy> I agree.. :P
<Gwen> Time to make another sacrifice!
* Gwen casts Fastswipe!
<Alexis> >> Gwen casts FastSwipe!
Critical! 72 Damage!
<Gwen> ...I am dead.
* Gwen waits for the whatever mind to
kick in.
<Alexis> >> Universal Mind takes effect!
Gwen takes 72 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Said individuals take 8
damage!
<Remy> O_O
* Remy growls!!
* Gwen falls to her knees.
<Remy> Oh now I am pissed off.
<Gwen> Okay now I feel like shit. o_o
* Zarthus snarls!
* Remy growls raggedly and leaps over
to the clone.
<Gwen> Remy! O_o Don't!!
* Remy places a hand on it and channels
¤Flame bolt through it!!!
<Alexis> >> Remy casts Flame!
24 Damage!
<Remy> WILL YOU FUCKING DIE NOW YOU
BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!
<Remy> DAMNIT!!!
<Alexis> >> Universal Mind takes effect!
Remy takes 24 Damage!
* Remy grits his teeth.
<Gwen> Remy...don't fight it...
<Alexis> >> Said individuals take 16
damage...
<Remy> Grrrr...
* Remy is seriously pissed. ^_^;
* Adek stands unsteadily, as if trying
not to throw up, and throws himself at the clone with a shout of rage.
<Alexis> >> Adek attacks!
<Alexis> >> Attack 1 - Critical!
88 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Attack 2 - Critical!
78 Damage!
<Alexis> >> Sandor is Slain!
== VICTORY! All members gain 750 Exp, 400 Gp, 50 Tp! ==
* Adek glares at the clone. "Eat that!
You hear me, you son of a test tube whore? Take THAT to hell with you!"
<Jade> Yes!
<Remy> YES!
* Gwen whoos and falls over.
<Remy> YOU LIKE THAT YOU PUSSY FOOTED
BITCH?!?!
* Jade groans and collapses.
* Zarthus collapses to the ground, breathing
heavily.
* Remy blinks and goes over to Gwen, steadying
her.
<Zarthus> Agh.....chest...on fire..
<Gwen> Ugh...man..
* Zarthus lets loose with an inhuman cry,
and Zeth is expelled from Arcus's body.
*** Zarthus is now known as Arcus
* Arcus land on the ground with a smirk.
* Arcus sags to the floor.
<Remy> We need a healer..
* Adek shivers, falling to his knees,
and proceeds to be violently ill on the clone.
<Remy> As in, now.. :P
<Gwen> >> "That was impressive. But
you won't survive me..."
* Remy blinks.
* Remy readies his bo, growling..
<Gwen> >> A woman enters the room.
It's Odessa.
<Arcus> Argh...wha?
<Gwen> Odessa: You destroyed the clone.
It was built to be the best.
<Gwen> Odessa: I'm impressed...
<Gwen> Phoebe groans and awakens.
<Jade> Of course we won't, you're attacking
us when we're down...
<Remy> Oh, will you fuck off?! Christ!
One fucking thing after another! Go piss in acid!!
<Gwen> Odessa: Damn right...
* Adek struggles back to his feet, clutching
his sword. "Wasn't.. good enough.."
<Remy> We aren't all down, Jade..
<Gwen> Odessa: Unlike my sister...I
don't play fair.
* Remy narrows his eyes.
* Arcus spits up some leftover poison
from his system.
<Gwen> Odessa: Prepare to die...
== END OF SESSION ==
Session Close: Fri Jun 26 21:23:43 1998